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Malzahn is a nose pickin' machine.

Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am
Posted by BamBam30442
Malaise alabama
Member since Oct 2016
261 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am
Good Lord man, you're on national Tv, its always red and swollen, do you think he has some sort of compulsive disorder? One of you barnacles needs to check into this Pronto.
This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 11:32 am
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:30 am to
We don't call em boogs for nothing
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3690 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:33 am to
It's like a nervous twitch. I don't get it.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14471 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:35 am to
Does he eat them, too? Or is that strictly a Harbaugh thing?
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:38 am to


mr coach klein may have a few quirks but he will damn sure win that bourbon bowl.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15375 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:41 am to
God almighty he wouldnt stop. Like he kept his play book up there
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:42 am to
Trying to warn the gumps how he's going to unleash Sean White to pick apart your defense.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17256 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:53 am to
His snout is red because of a coke habit. Coke also explains the nervous shakes and air drumming on the sidelines.
Sad.
Posted by Triple Daves
ITP
Member since Sep 2016
5740 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:55 am to
Gus is one twitchy dude. Between the nose picks, the pants hikes, the hugging of the clipboard like a little child. Guy is all over the place.
Posted by warau
Member since Nov 2010
2576 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 11:59 am to
I pick my nose all the time but don't do it in front of others or on national tv.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:01 pm to
He sure is, and he goes to damned town working in there too.
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:11 pm to
I think Saturday was a record for his annual pre-game pick on national TV. It went on for at least a minute. The funny thing is it is a sneaky pick and he has no clue not just thousands are watching from afar in their seats, national TV has his face in a closeup. You got to hand it to the announcers that they are able to keep their train of thought and not laugh at him each week. I think someone is going to mention it soon, though, because it happens every week.
This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 12:14 pm
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:14 pm to
i'm glad i missed this, i mean i'd seen weird faces and stuff before but no actual for sure picking going on.

the comment about having the playbook up there was
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:25 pm to
Dude was going to town on that honker this past game. I felt uncomfortable watching...he just wouldn't stop.
Posted by Robert Duval
Member since Jul 2015
421 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9802 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:36 pm to





This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 12:37 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37576 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:39 pm to
He does resemble Beavis somewhat ... but Butthead was the nosepicker.

Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:48 pm to
Someone please knit him one of these....orange and blue

Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5112 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:50 pm to
It's so he can smell fear




and blood
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 12:51 pm to
Gus "NOSE" offense.
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