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LSU is the SEC's Premier Garbage Team
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:37 pm
Know thyself.
-inscription on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi.
LSU is the best shitty team in this conference and we are going to prove it. The divisions:
Good Teams
Alabama
Mississippi State
Georgia
Auburn?
Garbage Teams
LSU
Florida
South Carolina
Vanderbilt
Tennessee
Kentucky
Ole Miss
Arkansas
Aggie
Missouri
This post is directed squarely at the second group, so check your knuckles now if your excuse for a program made it into the SEC development league.
Kentucky and Vandy suck and they know it. Being less bad than usual doesn't make you good and anything standing next to Tennessee looks like the belle of the ball at this moment in the East.
Tennessee, Arkansas, and South Carolina are terminal cancer patients who are too far down the list to get a lifesaving head coach transplant. Somehow, the gradual wasting is worse than a full on collapse.
Then there are the utter joke teams. Mizzou... just dear God, why did we adopt a special needs child we couldn't support? We were not ready for this. Aggie is right where it deserves to be: down and out at the bottom of a bottle and brewing up its own racism scandal to emulate Mizzou. Then there is Ole Miss, a program that is squinting so hard to see bright future that taking on the entire NCAA seemed like the rational choice. There may not be any conference championship trophies in Oxford, but I'll be damned if you can tell me a better place to find a circa 2002 flip phone at 3:00 am during the recruiting dead period.
It's really just you and us, Florida. We both have terrible offenses. We both have fertile recruiting grounds. We are both going to get curb stomped by Alabama at some point this year. There is not enough room in the cellar for both of us and LSU is going to whip up a pot of shark fin gumbo in Gainesville this year.
Bama, State, Georgia, Aubs(??)... y'all do your thing and let LSU handle the rest of the conference. The JV kids need a good workout and LSU is ready to deliver.
-inscription on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi.
LSU is the best shitty team in this conference and we are going to prove it. The divisions:
Good Teams
Alabama
Mississippi State
Georgia
Auburn?
Garbage Teams
LSU
Florida
South Carolina
Vanderbilt
Tennessee
Kentucky
Ole Miss
Arkansas
Aggie
Missouri
This post is directed squarely at the second group, so check your knuckles now if your excuse for a program made it into the SEC development league.
Kentucky and Vandy suck and they know it. Being less bad than usual doesn't make you good and anything standing next to Tennessee looks like the belle of the ball at this moment in the East.
Tennessee, Arkansas, and South Carolina are terminal cancer patients who are too far down the list to get a lifesaving head coach transplant. Somehow, the gradual wasting is worse than a full on collapse.
Then there are the utter joke teams. Mizzou... just dear God, why did we adopt a special needs child we couldn't support? We were not ready for this. Aggie is right where it deserves to be: down and out at the bottom of a bottle and brewing up its own racism scandal to emulate Mizzou. Then there is Ole Miss, a program that is squinting so hard to see bright future that taking on the entire NCAA seemed like the rational choice. There may not be any conference championship trophies in Oxford, but I'll be damned if you can tell me a better place to find a circa 2002 flip phone at 3:00 am during the recruiting dead period.
It's really just you and us, Florida. We both have terrible offenses. We both have fertile recruiting grounds. We are both going to get curb stomped by Alabama at some point this year. There is not enough room in the cellar for both of us and LSU is going to whip up a pot of shark fin gumbo in Gainesville this year.
Bama, State, Georgia, Aubs(??)... y'all do your thing and let LSU handle the rest of the conference. The JV kids need a good workout and LSU is ready to deliver.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:38 pm to Tigerlaff
LSU isn't the SEC's premier anything.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:38 pm to Tigerlaff
Your head coach would make a good Fred Flinstone impersonator
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:42 pm to Gradual_Stroke
LSU is a 6 win team
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:43 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Your head coach would make a good Fred Flinstone impersonator
Never thought about this, but true. Let's just hope he can come out of the Stone Age.
Right?
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:43 pm to Tigerlaff
Maybe if our HC didn't hail from the Special Needs classroom at our local middle school, or if we had a coordinator worth a shite we could be decent.
All the talent in the world, and shitty game after shitty game. Canada is horrible. Aranda got exposed by the 3 star MSU. Gun -----> Head
All the talent in the world, and shitty game after shitty game. Canada is horrible. Aranda got exposed by the 3 star MSU. Gun -----> Head
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:49 pm to InsideTheTide
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LSU isn't the SEC's premier anything.
Wrong. We are the best bad team. We have numerous attributes that support this:
1) immense NFL talent on the roster
2) a hokey story about a rustic local boy who done made good
3) a unique and yet classic color scheme
3) a fan base so melty it needs a side of marinara
These are the hallmarks of a great and entertaining bad team and you should put all your chips on us winning the development league this year.
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:54 pm to Tigerlaff
At least the Independence Bowl is just a short drive down the road.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:58 pm to Gary Busey
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At least the Independence Bowl is just a short drive down the road.
Try the R&L Carriers Bowl in New Orleans, my dude.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:58 pm to Tigerlaff
quote:
LSU is the best shitty team in this conference and we are going to prove it.
Appropriate to use the term "shitty", since yours got packed in on Saturday by Mississippi State.
You beat the crap out of a 1-3 BYU team and an 0-3 FCS team before the MSU skull-dragging. Sorry, but it's time to cash in your reality check.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 12:59 pm to Tigerlaff
Auburn is garbage.
24-10 vs Mercer?
24-10 vs Mercer?
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:01 pm to Slackaveli
Still better than Ar-Kansas lol
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Auburn is garbage.
24-10 vs Mercer?
But they had the moral victory of an 8-point loss to Klempson...
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:47 pm to Tigerlaff
Auburn isn't any good. Auburn may lose to LSU.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:54 pm to Tigerlaff
I disagree. Until very recently Arkansas proved itself to be the superior loser over the last several seasons. Hell, one year we only won like half our games and the average margin for defeat was only 5 points. shite you not. Arkansas USUALLY keeps games close, yet somehow still loses. It's been impressive if you look at it objectively.
LSU just sucks. They make bad administrative decisions. And I mean really bad ones.
LSU just sucks. They make bad administrative decisions. And I mean really bad ones.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 1:58 pm to BoarEd
That little white spec on top of chicken shite is still chicken shite...
Congrats on being proud to be shite...
Congrats on being proud to be shite...
Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:03 pm to The Maj
Oh, I'm not proud of it. It pisses me off, man.
Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:11 pm to Tigerlaff
It's kinda like saying McDonald's is the premier fast food chain.
It still sucks.
P.S.
Vanderbilt - 14
#18 Kansas State - 7
Mississippi State - 37
#12 Louisiana State - 7
It still sucks.
P.S.
Vanderbilt - 14
#18 Kansas State - 7
Mississippi State - 37
#12 Louisiana State - 7
Posted on 9/20/17 at 2:20 pm to Tigerlaff
I never thought I'd see a LSU fan being content to be a lap dog.
Times are tough in the SEC W
Times are tough in the SEC W
Posted on 9/20/17 at 3:02 pm to Tigerlaff
This is what irritates me about LSU fans. You talk too much shite. It is in your culture or something. Even when your team sucks you still have to come here and talk shite to the teams that suck more than you do. Pitiful my dude.
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