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LSU fans, the definition of chicken counters?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:09 pm
You did it once this season. LF7 is going to win the Heisman, LSU is the best team in the nation, etc. etc. Then it all came crashing down. Now even though most of you won't admit it, that hurt. The three losses in a row hurt so bad.
Now once again, you're counting chickens before they hatch.
"We're getting Jimbo! THE FEAR FROM THE SEC IS PALPABLE!"
And when you don't, what's going to happen? You're going to melt. You're going to break down, just like earlier in the year.
You guys set yourself up for failure, and all of us here are just trying to help you.
Now once again, you're counting chickens before they hatch.
"We're getting Jimbo! THE FEAR FROM THE SEC IS PALPABLE!"
And when you don't, what's going to happen? You're going to melt. You're going to break down, just like earlier in the year.
You guys set yourself up for failure, and all of us here are just trying to help you.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:09 pm to Kcoyote
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:10 pm to Kcoyote
IDK but i counted 7 threads started by Bama fans about LSU on the first page
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:11 pm to Kcoyote
Let them burn. This is great entertainment
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:11 pm to Kcoyote
We should really have you guys on a pitch count or something
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:11 pm to texag7
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:12 pm to Kcoyote
Nobody gives a shite if they get Jimbo or not. That's what's funny. They've convinced themselves that Jimbo is going to strike fear into the hearts of the SEC, especially Bama.
But in reality, nobody gives a shite. Sucks for Les, though.
But in reality, nobody gives a shite. Sucks for Les, though.
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:12 pm to SammyTiger
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IDK but i counted 7 threads started by Bama fans about LSU on the first page
We're just trying to help man.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:12 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:to the contrary...
Nobody gives a shite if they get Jimbo or not.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Nobody gives a shite if they get Jimbo or not. That's what's funny
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:14 pm to SammyTiger
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IDK but i counted 7 threads started by Bama fans about LSU on the first page
Yeah, you'd think they didn't have a big rivalry game coming up.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:14 pm to Kcoyote
Jimbo is going to lsu. It's just funny how much they are building him up. One poster said "Jimbo will be the demise of Saban". He's a good coach but come on man. Really?
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:14 pm to Kcoyote
Dear God, Our Heavenly Father, Hear Our late night Thanksgiving prayer,
Please smite LSU. Allow me to ridiculously exaggerate everything pertaining to LSU with a straight face.Protect me from perspective, truth and reason. Let me paint everything LSU in the worst possible light. Please ensure only negative outcomes for those we seek to smite, O Lord. Let me hurl bull shite with great conviction. Let my hysterically insecure predictions of impending LSU doom come true and let the ladies overlook the fact that I am a tiny, tiny boy-man with a tiny, tiny penis that only works if Nick Saban is in the room.
Amen and RMFTR.
P.S.-Please give my sister bigger tits and send me the money to level off my trailer.
RMFTR@cousinsonly.com
Please smite LSU. Allow me to ridiculously exaggerate everything pertaining to LSU with a straight face.Protect me from perspective, truth and reason. Let me paint everything LSU in the worst possible light. Please ensure only negative outcomes for those we seek to smite, O Lord. Let me hurl bull shite with great conviction. Let my hysterically insecure predictions of impending LSU doom come true and let the ladies overlook the fact that I am a tiny, tiny boy-man with a tiny, tiny penis that only works if Nick Saban is in the room.
Amen and RMFTR.
P.S.-Please give my sister bigger tits and send me the money to level off my trailer.
RMFTR@cousinsonly.com
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:15 pm to Iron Lion
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Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:15 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Yeah, you'd think they didn't have a big rivalry game coming up.
Why would I give a shite worrying about that game? Alabama is going to destroy Auburn.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:15 pm to Iron Lion
Bamafans know everything about every coach, ever.
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