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Likely 2017 VOL scenario IMHO IYAM
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:26 am
Tennessee opens the season conservatively, starting the gritty, coaches kid, game manager type Q-Diddy Dormandy at QB against the Jackets in week 1. It goes badly. The Vols fall 34-24. Butch panics, puts in Guantanamo Bay week 2 vs Indiana State, but the mistakes are too much in week 3 against the Gators.
After a win against UMass, Butch faces his own personal Waterloo over a 3 game stretch. A 3-game losing streak to Georgia, South Carolina and Alabama puts the Vols at 2-5 and Butch is stoned to death with his own bricks.
New AD John Currie, a keen evaluator of coaching talent, has noticed that down on the Bayou a certain Defensive Line Coach turned Head Coach is turning heads. New LSU coach Ed Orgeron has the Tigahs off to an 8-0 start and things are looking up. Currie realizes he has his own Ed Orgeron on staff already and makes the bold move that will turn around Tennessee football forever.
The VOLS play with renewed passion and vigor, destroying Kentucky, Southern Miss and Missouri to reach 5-5. Coach Hoke is the talk of Knoxville. He has permanent seating locations at Calhouns, French Market and Stock & Barrel. This all leads to the showdown with the original DL to HC, Coach O. Coach Hoke and the boys in Orange take it to the Tigahs from start to finish, they sing Rocky Top all night long and after the game Brady Hot Dog Hoke is given a 10 year, $75M deal. The Vols finish off the season by knocking off Vanderbilt and winning the Gator Bowl against some pasty white Big Ten team.
Vols. Are. Back.
After a win against UMass, Butch faces his own personal Waterloo over a 3 game stretch. A 3-game losing streak to Georgia, South Carolina and Alabama puts the Vols at 2-5 and Butch is stoned to death with his own bricks.
New AD John Currie, a keen evaluator of coaching talent, has noticed that down on the Bayou a certain Defensive Line Coach turned Head Coach is turning heads. New LSU coach Ed Orgeron has the Tigahs off to an 8-0 start and things are looking up. Currie realizes he has his own Ed Orgeron on staff already and makes the bold move that will turn around Tennessee football forever.
The VOLS play with renewed passion and vigor, destroying Kentucky, Southern Miss and Missouri to reach 5-5. Coach Hoke is the talk of Knoxville. He has permanent seating locations at Calhouns, French Market and Stock & Barrel. This all leads to the showdown with the original DL to HC, Coach O. Coach Hoke and the boys in Orange take it to the Tigahs from start to finish, they sing Rocky Top all night long and after the game Brady Hot Dog Hoke is given a 10 year, $75M deal. The Vols finish off the season by knocking off Vanderbilt and winning the Gator Bowl against some pasty white Big Ten team.
Vols. Are. Back.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 10:16 am
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:33 am to SummerOfGeorge
Have an upvote.
You had me at Butch is stoned to death with his own bricks
You had me at Butch is stoned to death with his own bricks
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:34 am to SummerOfGeorge
What the fu ck is this s hit
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:36 am to David Ricky
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You had me at Butch is stoned to death with his own bricks
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:38 am to TRUERockyTop
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What the fu ck is this s hit
Posted on 3/22/17 at 9:40 am to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:02 am to SummerOfGeorge
The coach's kid over the kid of a guy he coached? Interesting.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:05 am to SummerOfGeorge
Upvote because of Lyle being bricked to death
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:08 am to Prof
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The coach's kid over the kid of a guy he coached? Interesting.
Basically, Q-Diddy is very white. He can be trusted to throw stop routes and hand the ball off. He is a smart, gritty, bookworm type QB. And stuff.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:11 am to SummerOfGeorge
So you don't know much about JG... and I thought you had potential. 
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:14 am to Prof
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So you don't know much about JG... and I thought you had potential.
GAWD DAMN IT ITS A JOKE ABOUT DORMANDY BEING A WHITE KID AND AUTOMATICALLY BEING PIEGON HOLED AS A GAME MANAGER PROF
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 10:15 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:17 am to SummerOfGeorge
I KNOW. I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR - WAS TEASING YOU.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:18 am to Prof
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I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR - WAS TEASING YOU
Posted on 3/22/17 at 10:20 am to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:28 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Basically, Q-Diddy is very white. He can be trusted to throw stop routes and hand the ball off. He is a smart, gritty, bookworm type QB. And stuff.
He isn't the "dual threat QB" that Gt-mo is supposed to be... but Q-Diddy did run a 4.7 in High School. So it isn't like he would be Justin Worley 2.0 in Butch's scheme.
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