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Lettuce meet some LSU cheerleaders, shall we?
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:51 pm
Candy Wilder
Candy, a Jr. majoring in Chemical Watershed, likes riding her horse, LuLu through the seeping swamp on her farm in St. Gabriel. Although Candy's favorite day of the year is Halloween, she will admit that Mardi Gras brings out her inner child. She is on track to graduate in May, 2021.
Roxy Walker
Roxy and her boyfriend Jax are due any day now. She is majoring in Marriage and Family and helps run the Bingo Bar back in Albany. She plans to cheer until it rains, again.
TuCanoo Wi
TuCanoo, AKA OohWi, holds the record for stuffed crabs eaten at her home town Shoney's in Morgan City. When she isnt cheering for the Tigers, her free time is mostly spent working on the rail line between Baton Rouge and St. Francisville.
Kristal Orgeron
K.O. for short, is the niece of Coach Orgeron and has been a tiger for life. She placed 4th in the state of LA last year with 4 alligator bow kills. A freshman majoring in Funnel Cake, K.O. plans to take her cache of talents back to Houma after graduation. She is also in the running for freshman maid.
Veiny Syringe
Captain two years running, Veiny is responsible for most, if not all of the on campus spot welding. Majoring in Industrial Exhaust, the captain has made a name for herself at Ingalls ShipYard. Having cheered for the last 7 years, all while propelling a 2.18 GPA, Syringe is destined for the main vein.
Candy, a Jr. majoring in Chemical Watershed, likes riding her horse, LuLu through the seeping swamp on her farm in St. Gabriel. Although Candy's favorite day of the year is Halloween, she will admit that Mardi Gras brings out her inner child. She is on track to graduate in May, 2021.
Roxy Walker
Roxy and her boyfriend Jax are due any day now. She is majoring in Marriage and Family and helps run the Bingo Bar back in Albany. She plans to cheer until it rains, again.
TuCanoo Wi
TuCanoo, AKA OohWi, holds the record for stuffed crabs eaten at her home town Shoney's in Morgan City. When she isnt cheering for the Tigers, her free time is mostly spent working on the rail line between Baton Rouge and St. Francisville.
Kristal Orgeron
K.O. for short, is the niece of Coach Orgeron and has been a tiger for life. She placed 4th in the state of LA last year with 4 alligator bow kills. A freshman majoring in Funnel Cake, K.O. plans to take her cache of talents back to Houma after graduation. She is also in the running for freshman maid.
Veiny Syringe
Captain two years running, Veiny is responsible for most, if not all of the on campus spot welding. Majoring in Industrial Exhaust, the captain has made a name for herself at Ingalls ShipYard. Having cheered for the last 7 years, all while propelling a 2.18 GPA, Syringe is destined for the main vein.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:52 pm to tOGLettuce
This was probably way funnier in your head
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:53 pm to tOGLettuce
over thinking this
could have saved you a lot of time
could have saved you a lot of time
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:54 pm to tOGLettuce
That last one must be your mom.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:55 pm to tOGLettuce
3 more days of fun for MSU fans
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:55 pm to tOGLettuce
i beat the brakes off that chinamen
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:56 pm to tOGLettuce
Still hotter than A&M cheerleaders.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:02 pm to TJGator1215
Really guy? This is the SEC the last thing you can rip on is the ladies
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:06 pm to tOGLettuce
You're calling out LSU cheerleaders with this beached whale on your sideline at some point?
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