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Lets predict our rival's season.

Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:25 am
Posted by OldRebYeller
Member since Jan 2017
292 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:25 am
For Mississippi State:

Sat, Sept 2 vs Charleston So. - W

Charleston So is down by 7 and scores as time expires, but State blocks the extra point to go ahead for the win.


Sat, Sept 9 @ LA Tech - L

Days before the game, the lawsuit against Leo Lewis and company goes public, and Dan Mullen is put on the hot seat. Due to the pressure, Mullen cracks and loses on the road to their most challenging OOC matchup.(Fun Fact: State hasn't scheduled a single P5 ooc oponent since 2013 )


Sat, Sept 16 vs LSU - L

Despite desperately trying to tattle on Orgeron for violations of eating too much Gumbo during his recruiting process, the NCAA doesn't buy it, and State gets shut out at home.


Sat, Sept 23 @ Georgia - L

State fan's cowbells are no match against the barks coming from the grown UGA fans, as State loses their 3rd game in a row.


Sat, Sept 30 @ Auburn - W

Despite Auburn managing to have won the west and beating Alabama before the season even started (according to their fans at least), they fall short at home to State.


Sat, Oct 14 vs BYU - W

BYU comes into this game undefeated after beating cupcakes like Portland State, LSU, and Utah State. The tension gets to them though as State pulls out the win at home in a close battle.


Sat, Oct 21 vs Kentucky - L

Kentucky wins here and continues to be undefeated until week 10. They will ultimately win the East though.


Sat, Oct 28 @ Texas A&M - W/7ot

Aggie's flamboyant play finally causes State to come out of the closet. Every snap, Oline and Dline players start humping eachother and play grabass while everyone else does this State eventually wins due to A&M accidentally giving up a safety during their rough-housing.


Sat, Nov 4 vs UMass - L

State gets shut out, sparking talk from Finebaum of moving them out of the SEC


Sat, Nov 11 vs Alabama - L

State fans DREAM of beating Saban's Bama like Ole Miss can, carrying the goalpoast out of the stadium, etc etc. But Hurts shows Fitzgerald what a true Dual-Threat QB looks like and cuts straight through State's Defense.


Sat, Nov 18 @ Arkansas - W

Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.

EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?


Thu, Nov 23 vs Ole Miss - L

Top passer in the league Shea Patterson will throw for over 500 yards, as the State players get nervous being surrounded by all the smarter and more attractive Ole Miss fans at their swamp (And i don't mean UF, think more of Shrek's swamp).


Regular season final: 5-7. State does not make a bowl game. Dan Mullen is fired and arrested.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 8:37 am
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9824 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:26 am to
Now, is all this before or after OM gets the death penalty?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18034 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Sat, Nov 18 @ Arkansas - W Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.


0/10

Do better!
Posted by OldRebYeller
Member since Jan 2017
292 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:33 am to
Ole Miss won't get the death penalty... WAOM!
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:37 am to
This is terrible and you should be embarrassed.
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8580 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:40 am to
you dont have enough to do at 8:30 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59403 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:40 am to
I upvoted
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5378 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:11 am to
Let not and say we did.
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:36 am to
Ole Miss goes 12-0 and wins get vacated. That is more realistic.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25152 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:44 am to
quote:

EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?


Bert slapping your program around the last three years has really gotten under your skin hasn't it? You have to let it go man. You are going to stroke out if Bert makes it 4 in a row.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5440 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:44 am to
WTF? Did you miss the bus again?
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:53 am to
TLDR

55-20
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.

EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?


Damn, those last three games have really hurt
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7908 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Top passer in the league Shea Patterson


Posted by jsmoove
Member since Oct 2010
12627 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Despite Auburn managing to have won the west and beating Alabama before the season even started (according to their fans at least)


Delusional fella, aren't you?
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18149 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:12 pm to
Bama will go 11-1...
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 6:37 pm to
I assume you want me to predict jawja here?

0-everything

ETA: wait does UGA play OM? There's one win if they do
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 6:39 pm
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:35 pm to
This is one of the worst posts I've ever read.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:46 pm to
This is one of the worst troll attempts in awhile. At least be realistic.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23876 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:47 pm to
Tennessee will lose to GT, Bama, LSU, Florida, UGA, and Kentucky.

Sorry guys, 6-6 for you. Hope Butch survives it.
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