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re: Kyle Field will be able to support 100,000 phone calls simultaneously

Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:09 am to
Posted by hipgnosis
Member since Mar 2015
1226 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:09 am to
New nickname: The Cancer Box
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37668 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:10 am to
This is gonna cause all the Grindr servers to fry.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:17 am to
You're about two pages too late, but ataway to take a crack at it anyways.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:20 am to
The downvote army is in full force. Why are swamp kittens so jealous of us?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24071 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:22 am to
quote:

This is gonna cause all the Grindr servers to fry.


I never thought about that. As if stadium bathrooms weren't disgusting enough. And those bathroom lines will be absurdly long.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:24 am to
I downvoted you solely because you're not on top of your troll game as of late.

I don't have any downvotes on the first page, last time I checked (33 U, 0 D). Maybe if you get better at trolling, or merely return to your old form, you'll receive more upvotes.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:28 am to
Its not Tele's fault TA. Our teams just haven't been providing him ammo.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Its not Tele's fault TA. Our teams just haven't been providing him ammo.
Talented trolls wait patiently to take their best shots. Mindlessly and constantly flinging shite against the wall is done by chimps.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78221 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:32 am to
Imagine 100,000 Aggies calling the Suicide Hotline at once after another ignominious third and Chavis meltdown.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Talented trolls wait patiently to take their best shots. Mindlessly and constantly flinging shite against the wall is done by chimps.


This x 1,000,00,000,000.

Tennessee fans constantly fling shite against the walls like chimps. Despite our program being better than theirs' at the moment, and despite our shellacking of their team last fall, they only respond to us with "44-20-1" and "been to Atlanta?" and "best team in fifty years," because that's all they have.

Arkansas is a good area for y'all to troll. For one, they are an easy target. Additionally, they can't be like "OMGZ BOWL WINS 42-342-342-342-3" all over the place to y'all since y'all won a bowl game last season AND y'all have continually spanked that arse since joining the SEC.

If you're gonna troll a team that whipped your team's arse recently, it needs to be hilarious and obviously sarcastic.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79892 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:48 am to
You do now, asshat.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 11:55 am to
Boy, you really showed me.

I know y'all are never gonna get over your lil' bro complex, so how about y'all get better at trolling? That seems reasonable.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41081 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

This seems like a Vol thread...


That is the first thing that came to mind. Why do you have to compare yourself to others aggy? Very 10rc-ish of you.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55189 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:10 pm to
This is a big deal considering before this your family could have been in a wreck or your house could have burned down and you wouldn't have been reachable for over 4 hours. It was bad, so I'm really happy about this. But it should have been posted on the Aggie forum.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:10 pm to
But seriously, y'all (Aggie) are good people on tRant. Turn that good nature into some humor, breh
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26483 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:14 pm to
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This is a big deal considering before this your family could have been in a wreck or your house could have burned down and you wouldn't have been reachable for over 4 hours


I mean, if we're going on hypotheticals here, anything could happen.

It is definitely cool that you'll be able to get messages in and out when you're in the stadium, but it kind of takes away from the whole "I'm at a game so leave me alone unless you're here too" aspect of tSEC lifestyle.

I don't need to check Facebook when I'm in the stands, and neither do you.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41081 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:24 pm to
It is a very cool thing other than the fact that whoever wrote this article turned it into a dick measuring contest.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118797 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:33 pm to
They will have to have something to do while getting thumped by Bama and LSU. At least Bama.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55189 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:35 pm to
Yeah but you could couldn't receive or send texts within 500 feet of Kyle before. Do if you were meeting people it was a major PITA
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 4/25/15 at 12:43 pm to
Seriously, who is calling anyone during a game.

Its 2015.
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