Kaiser's official bowl season praise and rebuke od the SEC.

A&M- we suck but won.
Arky- beat that arse. Best team heading into 2015.
Ole Miss- how in the hell did you beat bama?
State- is anyone coming back?
Auburn- WTF? Muschamp should help.
LSU- ND and the refs were better than you. What else can I say?
Bama- frick you. You let CUM beat you. Again. How did you get a sheffield committment. Hope we flip him.

Zou- done good. Keep it going in the right direction.
Georgia- a bit overrated but talented. At least y'all are cosistently a year away.
Florida- good hire. No exuses from now on. The girls school needs a rightous spanking.
Carolina- i don't know what to say. See you soon.
Tenn- i see great things in your future. Potentially in Atlanta in 2015.
Kentucky- good luck in the Dance.
Vandy- you should have bid more for Franklin.

Aaaaaannndd. frick the offseason.