Just So You Will All Know, We All Knew It Was Coming

I'd like to address the national media here at SECRant and SECFanatics patrons like Kentubby especially, officially...

Arkansas basketball is back in force. Open your peepholes a little wider if it zipped past you. Because it could have zipped past you. It's fast and well executed.

Kentucky? The Hogs didn't blink an eye at the Cats last year, did they? Anyone think the Razorbacks are in awe of Kentucky this year? Ask Michael Qualls, [aka MQ] how much he is in awe of Kentucky. MQ's not in awe of them, he just expects to beat them. Serious like. Qualls knows he can do a scissor jump over every single one of them's heads...What's to fear? When MQ turns on his Rafter brand Instajets, just who does Kentucky or anyone for that matter have that's gonna keep MQ from taking off? I'm not sure there is one out there in the country that can. If anyone can't see that, they are blind in one eye and can't see out of the other. Kentucky can't match up with MQ. That was stamped in pewter last season. It's a given on the board. Count it. Truth is, MQ doesn't even have to walk to his dorm after the games. He says, "I'll see y'all in a few minutes at the dorm" and he takes two good jumps and he is over there. MQ's already eating his Saltillo Dinner out of the microwave and playing xbox when the rest of the guys get there. MQ is an NBA draft pick on his athleticism alone, much less his skills. People will pay money to watch MQ jump. There will be a Vegas over and under on how many times he hits his head on the rafters every game.

Mike Anderson goes 12 deep, just like Kentucky, but Mike's team bodes more experience. That edge goes to Arkansas. Forty minutes of hell was always tough on Kentucky...No secret...The Cats worst nemesis in the Nolan years. The Cats know it better than anyone. Well, in case Kentubby hasn't noticed because his nose is too blue, Mike Anderson is Nolan reincarnate...The cat came back. Ouch. That blows for Kentucky fans. It looks obvious to anyone outside of Kentucky, that it's up to Kentucky at this point to prove they can beat Anderson's "fastest 40 minutes in basketball", (Anderson's nice way of saying 40 minutes of hell).

So here is what everyone everywhere far and wide for richer for poorer for better or worse needs to expect, because this is the main point, 40 minutes of hell is back, in full fashion. Take it with a grain of salt, or take it for what it really is... The press is on. Bring your extra set of lungs.