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It's MELTDOWN Time....

Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64887 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
quote:

If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


NSFW
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21848 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:21 am to
Yeah that sums Florida up the past 3 years
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Motion to disqualify TCU from the Big 12 because they brought a defense and the rules clearly outline that’s a violation.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30812 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


My absolute favorite.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13839 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Rosens are red

UCLA is blue

Arkansas choked

Just like TAMU




Damn.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35559 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:40 am to
I remember vaguely somebody saying that same statement in the game thread.
Posted by TiderNAL
Member since Nov 2010
7187 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:45 am to
Can y'all imagine 2013 Auburn playing 2017 UF? Would the game ever end or would there just be a series of unending miraculous events occuring?
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 10:46 am
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:47 am to
I think this hit one day too early.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55185 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:48 am to
FSU fan


quote:

Ohh shite we Gator football now
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24554 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:49 am to
Wish some MSU was on there
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Now we have to go Lubbock after this arse-whooping and probably die from raider rash while suffocating under a pile of tortillas, just like the old gypsy woman said.


A true lol.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:52 am to
Those are golden.
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41432 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:57 am to
This is a proper meltdown


quote:

Every damn year I buy tickets to this stupid game thinking “oh yes! My Razorbacks are playing where I live, this will be fun and totally not soul-crushing agony this year!” But every damn year after spending a frickton of cash drowning my existence in Jerry’s palace’s obscene drink prices to forget how stupid I am to keep having faith in this dumbass team. frick Kevin Sumlin, frick Bret Bielema, and frick Jerry Jones for nearly bankrupting me every year I waste my vacation money on an in person reminder of how shitty my decisions are. The only comfort I feel is knowing Jerry Jones is as miserable and dumb as me because we both still cheer for this dumbass brain damaged frickup group of frickboys that call themself a football team.
Posted by RoopBama
Member since Feb 2016
122 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:01 am to
This one was my favorite
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

AGUAYO MADE THE EXTRA POINT GET HYPE


I don't know why, but this cracked me up
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to
I love all of the meltdowns.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95853 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:09 am to
The one you quoted is absolute gold
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41081 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

quote:If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


Exactly!
Posted by drunkensailor89
Kingsland, GA
Member since Sep 2013
1964 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

NO BODY BEATS KENTUCKY 32 YEARS IN A ROW
(Kentucky)

and

quote:

Lets make this game interesting. Loser has to keep their coach
(Arky)

made me LOL
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10031 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

The amount of money I paid to be here is worth every penny because if Arkansas football doesn’t remind me I’m garbage and don’t deserve happiness who will?


This was another good one.
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