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It's Meltdown Time!!!!!!

Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:07 am
Posted by MDBsax
City of Champions
Member since Jul 2012
173 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:07 am
First of the season, enjoy
Meltdown
Posted by biclops
Member since Oct 2011
6149 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:10 am to
Beat me by a minute. UGA segment is pretty good, the others are kind of "meh"
Posted by l'affiche
Member since Feb 2013
378 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:11 am to
INRATS
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:11 am to
No Hog meltdowns
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:13 am to
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Oh, best running back duo in the nation? lol 3 straight throws.




quote:

Can Mark Richt lose control of his job now? Please?

Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19014 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:13 am to
Georgia

-So a high snap cost us the game, or at least overtime. MOTHERfrickIGN GEORGIA
-See you in the Chik-fil-a bowl Clemson.\
-I say this every year, and I always regret it. FIRE MARK RICHT!!!!!!!
I need a xanax.
-These fricking linemen.... And WTF! PASS INTERFERENCE!!
-I think a lot of people are ignoring the elephant in the room here, which is how UGA has managed to get back to getting 870989868 penalties a game.
-Oh, best running back duo in the nation? lol 3 straight throws.
-frick my stupid life.

-And frick John Manziel.
-Offensive line: WHAT THE frick
-Tryouts for LT will be held tuesday afternoon at the IM fields. Sign-up in Tate Plaza Tuesday 10-1PM. All are welcome.
-Why couldnt we have just played a team like western Missouri technical institute.
-I bought too much pizza and not enough beer. I'm such a failure.
-Oh how the tables have tur.... frick my life.
-THAT. MOTHER. frickING. BLIND SIDE. Can we get an LT please
-Why the frick couldnt we recover that for A TD? I really feel liek GEorgia is the most hapless team ever
-How would I know it was Georgia if they didn't crush my hopes at least once a season?

-We might as well call it Georgia-ing from now on.
-If you can stop a nose bleed, come to practice Tuesday and we'll give you jersey and see what you can do. We're desperate..
-frick that fricking tiger. It's like a goddamn walking nightmare

-frick ALL OF YOU. frick YOU, frick YOU. I'M TOO DRUNK -FOR THIS shite.
-oh god clowneys gonna kill us
-It's 2013. Where the frick is the 1st down indicator on the broadcast?
-I hate our uniforms right now.
-I don't know what's real anymore...
-Dear UGA fans: Don't hate Clemson; hate our piss poor fricking excuse of an offensive line that's supposed to be "seasoned".
-That look on Aaron's face during that player preview. I can't tell if he was trying to be seductive or trying not to fart.
-God dammit. frickING frick. Can we please have one season where our hopes and dreams aren't crushed? :(
-Can Mark Richt lose control of his job now? Please?
-And Clemson holding on almost every play now.
-How come nobody ever holds against Georgia?
-Seriously, y'all...These trashy redneck fans are making me SO mad.
-Can please go back to scheduling cupcakes for the first game?

Seriously
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:13 am to
When are they going to start doing "Meltup Time!!!" where fans of schools like Arkansas, Ole Miss, and A&M act wildly optimistic and ego-stroke themselves to an orgasm during the first game of the season, leading to an even more hilarious and inevitable "Meltdown Time!!!" sequel in the coming weeks?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61526 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:13 am to
I bought too much pizza and not enough beer. I'm such a failure.


This is a problem that should never happen


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frick ALL OF YOU. frick YOU, frick YOU. I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS shite.



He mad


quote:
God dammit. frickING frick. Can we please have one season where our hopes and dreams aren't crushed? :(



No, Because you are UGA



My favorites
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Ah, there's the shite on top of the shite sundae
That was a truly impressive way to blow this game once and for all.
Posted by YeaSewaneesRight
Member since Aug 2013
417 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:17 am to
Not as good as in recent years. You could say that about all of Roll Bama Roll since it started being run by different people sometime last year.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:19 am to
I'm a Beaver fan and even I was mildly entertained.

Still love Coach Riley though. Played for Bear Bryant.
Posted by CayceCock13
Braves / Hornets / Rams Fan
Member since Oct 2012
17543 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Oh, best running back duo in the nation? lol 3 straight throws.


Easily the best one.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:20 am to
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Beat me by a minute. UGA segment is pretty good, the others are kind of "meh"


I dunno. The logic of some of the others is funny

"There's 49 points and god knows how many yards of offense allowed that OSU won't ever get back - to a goddamned Big Sky team."

I can just imagine it's the final game of the season and Oregon State is down 4, first and goal on the 2 yard line with thirty seconds left in the game, and horror dawns on their faces when they realize they only have one yard of offense left in their yearly quota.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:20 am to
Meh, not really solid at all.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:25 am to
quote:

This is fun! I like shootouts against FCS teams!

quote:

You know, our uniforms would be sweet if we didn't have that queer helmet

This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 10:26 am
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16106 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:25 am to
These are always my favorite threads.. I'm looking forward to a good shaggybevo meltdown. They're the best
Posted by MDBsax
City of Champions
Member since Jul 2012
173 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:31 am to
No matter the outcome, the meltdown following the A&M Bama game next week should be pretty epic.
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:35 am to
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We're totes going to win 20-19. And I for one will be very intrigued to see how Dez polishes this turd.


quote:

I'd personally like to thank Paul Pasqualoni. Just free'd up my Saturdays this fall.



This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 10:38 am
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127362 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Darren Rovell
Just tweeted we paid them $350,000 to come and beat us.

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51805 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 12:48 pm to
That "Texas Tea" poster on here could have had his own page based on the meltdown he was having in Saturday's TAMU game thread.
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