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It's amazing how many lying tPOS are on Alabama's staff
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:31 pm
Just to name a few
-Bo Davis gets a job on west coast and roughly a week later bolts back to his previous job at Bama
-Lane Kiffin, at the 2 respective times, seemed to have sent 2 tradition rich programs to the gridiron grave after assuming control for a short amount of time. While in SEC, constantly trolled the fans and the NCAA as well as the Gators' jimmies. Made a false accusation or two. Has a hot wife though so I guess it forgives some of this.
-Nick Saban. Creates the LSU Tiger football program in 2000. Brings them to prominence in only 4 years and upsets Tennessee in 2001 to win their first SECCG. Shortly after winning a national championship, he bolts for the NFL and has moderate success, but falls short. Lies to Wayne whatever the frick his name is at Miami and takes the Alabama job. Equates disgraceful loss to 9/11 in his first year in the program. Will occasionally throw coaches under the bus. Always lashes out at the media and really can't stand the sight of them. Along with his wife, thinks fans of the team are spoiled and unappreciative, and need to STFU before he gone. Lies about #NeverAgain.
Scott Cochran. Media occasionally catches Scott Cochran shite talking like a motherfricker. He trolls the opposing sidelines which is evidenced by Uncensored footage of the game itself. Loud and obnoxious and just really way over the top. Definitely has the loudest potty mouth in CFB.
tl;dr - Read thread title.
Just a sample really. I'm sure there's more in the staff but this is just what sticks out to me. Could this be the biggest collection of scumbags on one staff in SEC history?
-Bo Davis gets a job on west coast and roughly a week later bolts back to his previous job at Bama
-Lane Kiffin, at the 2 respective times, seemed to have sent 2 tradition rich programs to the gridiron grave after assuming control for a short amount of time. While in SEC, constantly trolled the fans and the NCAA as well as the Gators' jimmies. Made a false accusation or two. Has a hot wife though so I guess it forgives some of this.
-Nick Saban. Creates the LSU Tiger football program in 2000. Brings them to prominence in only 4 years and upsets Tennessee in 2001 to win their first SECCG. Shortly after winning a national championship, he bolts for the NFL and has moderate success, but falls short. Lies to Wayne whatever the frick his name is at Miami and takes the Alabama job. Equates disgraceful loss to 9/11 in his first year in the program. Will occasionally throw coaches under the bus. Always lashes out at the media and really can't stand the sight of them. Along with his wife, thinks fans of the team are spoiled and unappreciative, and need to STFU before he gone. Lies about #NeverAgain.
Scott Cochran. Media occasionally catches Scott Cochran shite talking like a motherfricker. He trolls the opposing sidelines which is evidenced by Uncensored footage of the game itself. Loud and obnoxious and just really way over the top. Definitely has the loudest potty mouth in CFB.
tl;dr - Read thread title.
Just a sample really. I'm sure there's more in the staff but this is just what sticks out to me. Could this be the biggest collection of scumbags on one staff in SEC history?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:37 pm to FourThreeForty
Bama got tired of all this johnny come lately bullshite.We decided to go to the darkside.
The rest of you had better be afraid..VERY AFRAID!
The rest of you had better be afraid..VERY AFRAID!
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:40 pm to FourThreeForty
Coming from a Penn State fan where their assistants rape little boys and the head coach and administration purposely covers it up. Sorry for the life scarring potty mouths on our staff.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:40 pm to 14caratgoldjones
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Coming from a Penn State fan where their assistants rape little boys and the head coach and administration purposely covers it up. Sorry for the life scarring potty mouths on our staff.
YEAH DUDE frick THIS GUY
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:43 pm to TideTurf
I'm not sure the current Alabama staff compares to how scummy the Gump staff was in 1965-1973 with both Bear Bryant and Pat Dye. Can you imagine the back room deal making that occurred with those two?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:45 pm to FourThreeForty
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Scott Cochran. Media occasionally catches Scott Cochran shite talking like a motherfricker. He trolls the opposing sidelines which is evidenced by Uncensored footage of the game itself. Loud and obnoxious and just really way over the top. Definitely has the loudest potty mouth in CFB.
I remember that time he told Malzahn to "run another trick play, bitch."
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:46 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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I remember that time he told Malzahn to "run another trick play, bitch."
I do. That was a massacre.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:48 pm to FourThreeForty
Shouldn't you be somewhere covering for a pedophile defender or trashing up someone's campus?
Oh...btw
3/10
Oh...btw
3/10
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:58 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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I remember that time he told Malzahn to "run another trick play, bitch."
Hilarious in hindsight
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:02 pm to FourThreeForty
We ain't playing dat shite!
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:04 pm to LSUFOREVERAMEN
Add Jackie sherril to bryants staff.
Hell, bryants assistants are virtually a who's who of the biggest cheaters in ncaa history.
Current Bama staff notwithstanding of course.
Hell, bryants assistants are virtually a who's who of the biggest cheaters in ncaa history.
Current Bama staff notwithstanding of course.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:11 pm to LSUFOREVERAMEN
quote:I can see why you're a little butt-hurt about Alabama during that era. From 1964-1981 Alabama was 16-2 against the awesome LSU bengal tigers!...go right ahead and continue to pout, hell, it's just been 48 years.
I'm not sure the current Alabama staff compares to how scummy the Gump staff was in 1965-1973 with both Bear Bryant and Pat Dye. Can you imagine the back room deal making that occurred with those two?
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:11 pm to Gnar Cat21
I don't think half of them realize why this thread is hilarious.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:14 pm to Smoke7024
I've got a boner for the truth. And the truth is that Bryant's coaching tree has a cheater on every branch.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 7:15 pm to Smoke7024
I know right
These people don't pay attention
These people don't pay attention
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