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re: Is this the year that Butch finally beats Muschamp?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:43 pm to Torch
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:43 pm to Torch
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Your tour guide will be Earl. Please don't feed the wildlife.
Gawd I guarandamntee Earl has a 1993 golf cart parked in front of his house on stilts with a bunch of trash crammed into the dash area with a bunch of gator bait stickers on it.
Like this, but much more rusted and much less classy.
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:43 pm to Edearl Watson
Wait, let me make sure I have this right.
You wined and dined my mother with chili cheese dogs and then let her take a Stanley steamer on your chest in an open bath?
When she was shitting on your chest did she hit the 3 point stance or just lift one leg slightly above your head and shite in your hair and then let it waterfall down to your chest?
Talk about a Return on investment.
You wined and dined my mother with chili cheese dogs and then let her take a Stanley steamer on your chest in an open bath?
When she was shitting on your chest did she hit the 3 point stance or just lift one leg slightly above your head and shite in your hair and then let it waterfall down to your chest?
Talk about a Return on investment.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:43 pm to Edearl Watson
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You can't do any better than that?
It's hard to top a solid your mom lives in a trailer and I banged her joke Earl. It's basically the pinnacle.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
"The one that knocks" Once in 12 years. For the love of Pete Rose you are one dumb sum bitch.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:46 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I never said anything about banging. I said she gave me a Stanley Steamer. Try and keep up.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:47 pm to TRUERockyTop
You tried. Life champion
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:47 pm to Edearl Watson
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I'll be real, I stopped by your moms double wide last night. And after she made me some chili dogs. She gave me a Stanley Steamer in the half bath next to the kitchen.
WTF is this? Like she shite all over you? Why would you even want that?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:48 pm to Edearl Watson
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"The one that knocks"
You are bad at this, much like your defense was at tackling.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:50 pm to Edearl Watson
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she gave me a Stanley Steamer
You were taking a shower in her double wide and she came in and took a shite? Or she shite on your head and smeared it in your hair?
Either way, sounds like his mom won that battle.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:50 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Google ever heard of it genius? I tried low brow humor on you morons, and even that was too much for you baws, cuck, melting dickriders.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:52 pm to Edearl Watson
Be honest, how hard are you slamming your keys right now, Edearl? You haven't dismembered your keyboard yet have you?
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:53 pm to Edearl Watson
I googled it before I asked and this is what came up
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:53 pm to SummerOfGeorge
No Summer of George your mom prefers giving blumkins.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:54 pm to SummerOfGeorge
God damnit George. Stop making me laugh.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:54 pm to TRUERockyTop
I'm honestly wondering why I'm wasting my time a dumbass like you? Just being honest.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:54 pm to Edearl Watson
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No Summer of George your mom prefers giving blumkins
Damn, you tried so hard with that Stanley Steamer line to be cool and hip and it turned out you made yourself into a literal shite head.
Tough break pops.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:55 pm to TRUERockyTop
She was laughing after the blumkin.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:56 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I know you prefer Stanley Steamers with your sister. The ones that knock?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:56 pm to Edearl Watson
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She was laughing after the blumkin.
You have a strange obsession with sexual acts while shite and bad smells are all around you.
Must have been rough growing up in a garbage dump.
A long lost photo from Edearl's childhood.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:57 pm to Edearl Watson
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I know you prefer Stanley Steamers with your sister. The ones that knock?
No I prefer to keep my sexual acts and my bodily excrement very, very separate. I'm weird like that.
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