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Is Ole Miss's Shitty Weed Hurting America and Americans?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:36 am
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:36 am
We have had evidence that the weed in Oxford sucks since at least the NFL Draft, and we have also known has it has harmed a particular American due to its shittyness:
Tunsil had to wear the most obvious paraphernalia ever (a mask) because apparently the weed is so shitty around Ole Miss the only way to get high is to almost suffocate yourself with its smoke. If Tunsil could have gotten his hands on some decent concentrate and a worthwhile vapor stick he could have been the first pick in the draft probably. But that was just the beginning of the harm that Ole Miss's terrible pot is capable of.
Recently we learned the shitty pot in Oxford is now holding back the ENTIRE NATION! Ole Miss grows what was, until very recently, the only completely legal source of research pot:
But again the weed in that town is so fricking shitty that researchers didn't even have the potency needed to do decent research. Luckily the DEA recently changed the rules to let there be other sources of research pot, which might help us find out some real facts to drive future government policy:
Boom. The proof in black and white.
Seems like it's not just the chandeliers and cold chicken fingers that are overrated in Oxford.
Tunsil had to wear the most obvious paraphernalia ever (a mask) because apparently the weed is so shitty around Ole Miss the only way to get high is to almost suffocate yourself with its smoke. If Tunsil could have gotten his hands on some decent concentrate and a worthwhile vapor stick he could have been the first pick in the draft probably. But that was just the beginning of the harm that Ole Miss's terrible pot is capable of.
Recently we learned the shitty pot in Oxford is now holding back the ENTIRE NATION! Ole Miss grows what was, until very recently, the only completely legal source of research pot:
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The scientific canon has almost no research on cannabis. And in the US, almost all of what little research does get done uses the same crop of marijuana plant, grown on a single plot at the University of Mississippi.
But again the weed in that town is so fricking shitty that researchers didn't even have the potency needed to do decent research. Luckily the DEA recently changed the rules to let there be other sources of research pot, which might help us find out some real facts to drive future government policy:
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“The DEA has often cited the lack of information when it talks about the terms of cannabis scheduling,” says Ryan Lynch, a plant biologist at Medicinal Genomics in Colorado. Now that information can blossom [after the rule change], thanks to access to hundreds—maybe thousands—of [not shitty Ole Miss} cannabis strains and their varying genomes, as opposed to the single, low-potency Mississippi crop.
Boom. The proof in black and white.
Seems like it's not just the chandeliers and cold chicken fingers that are overrated in Oxford.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:42 am to cardboardboxer
This is a 10/10 thread
- Said no one, ever
- Said no one, ever
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:50 am to Rebel Land Shark
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Jesus H. Christ
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:01 am to cardboardboxer
Dirt weed for a dirt poor state.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:01 am to cardboardboxer
Look at that man's face. He is clearly high as balls. If anything, the weed was so potent that it rotted Tunsil's brains
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:03 am to cardboardboxer
Get Kentucky homegrown or GTFO.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:30 am to cardboardboxer
Paging V&S, add shitty weed to tList 2
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:40 am to cardboardboxer
Well done and educational thread.
The evidence you present makes a compelling case that Ole Miss is solely responsible for decriminalization of marijuana not beginning decades ago. Thanks a lot Ole Miss.
The evidence you present makes a compelling case that Ole Miss is solely responsible for decriminalization of marijuana not beginning decades ago. Thanks a lot Ole Miss.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:53 am to cardboardboxer
They would screw up a wet dream in Oxshat.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:56 am to cardboardboxer
This along with the NCAA investigation is enough for me to say that we should close the school tbh. Maybe prison sentences for all associated.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:16 am to cardboardboxer
Yeah that picture of Tunsil was from Flordia when he was in high school. Notice the background
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 3:17 am
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:47 am to TOFTR
His face when he takes off the mask is hilarious to me
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:56 am to cardboardboxer
It's funny that you think we have some choice in the pot we are growing. They have told us what to grow and what research to do on it. We had done as we have been told. That is why we are currently the only institution with a legal pot research farm.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:44 am to Emanonion
Do it right or don't do it at all.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:45 am to HailFreezusOver
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Yeah that picture of Tunsil was from Flordia when he was in high school. Notice the background
You mean the background with the racist Ole Miss flag?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:47 am to cardboardboxer
You ever try farming not high? Boring as shite
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:55 am to cardboardboxer
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:57 am to fillmoregandt
That link basically says High Times thinks y'all lie about how good your weed is.
That is the whole point of my thread.
That is the whole point of my thread.
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