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Is Ole Miss's Shitty Weed Hurting America and Americans?

Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:36 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:36 am
We have had evidence that the weed in Oxford sucks since at least the NFL Draft, and we have also known has it has harmed a particular American due to its shittyness:



Tunsil had to wear the most obvious paraphernalia ever (a mask) because apparently the weed is so shitty around Ole Miss the only way to get high is to almost suffocate yourself with its smoke. If Tunsil could have gotten his hands on some decent concentrate and a worthwhile vapor stick he could have been the first pick in the draft probably. But that was just the beginning of the harm that Ole Miss's terrible pot is capable of.

Recently we learned the shitty pot in Oxford is now holding back the ENTIRE NATION! Ole Miss grows what was, until very recently, the only completely legal source of research pot:

quote:

The scientific canon has almost no research on cannabis. And in the US, almost all of what little research does get done uses the same crop of marijuana plant, grown on a single plot at the University of Mississippi.


But again the weed in that town is so fricking shitty that researchers didn't even have the potency needed to do decent research. Luckily the DEA recently changed the rules to let there be other sources of research pot, which might help us find out some real facts to drive future government policy:

quote:

“The DEA has often cited the lack of information when it talks about the terms of cannabis scheduling,” says Ryan Lynch, a plant biologist at Medicinal Genomics in Colorado. Now that information can blossom [after the rule change], thanks to access to hundreds—maybe thousands—of [not shitty Ole Miss} cannabis strains and their varying genomes, as opposed to the single, low-potency Mississippi crop.


Boom. The proof in black and white.

Seems like it's not just the chandeliers and cold chicken fingers that are overrated in Oxford.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:40 am to
Well. Ok.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:40 am to
Jesus H. Christ
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38205 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:42 am to
This is a 10/10 thread


- Said no one, ever
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 12:50 am to
quote:

Jesus H. Christ



Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:01 am to
Dirt weed for a dirt poor state.
Posted by TOFTR
Tennissippi
Member since Jan 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:01 am to
Look at that man's face. He is clearly high as balls. If anything, the weed was so potent that it rotted Tunsil's brains
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:03 am to
Get Kentucky homegrown or GTFO.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:30 am to
Paging V&S, add shitty weed to tList 2
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:40 am to
Well done and educational thread.

The evidence you present makes a compelling case that Ole Miss is solely responsible for decriminalization of marijuana not beginning decades ago. Thanks a lot Ole Miss.

Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
2182 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:53 am to
They would screw up a wet dream in Oxshat.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5396 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 1:56 am to
This along with the NCAA investigation is enough for me to say that we should close the school tbh. Maybe prison sentences for all associated.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:16 am to
Yeah that picture of Tunsil was from Flordia when he was in high school. Notice the background
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 3:17 am
Posted by msuboss71
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2016
589 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:47 am to
His face when he takes off the mask is hilarious to me
Posted by Emanonion
Member since Dec 2012
1762 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:56 am to
It's funny that you think we have some choice in the pot we are growing. They have told us what to grow and what research to do on it. We had done as we have been told. That is why we are currently the only institution with a legal pot research farm.
Posted by KoachKletus
Member since Jan 2015
1102 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:44 am to
Do it right or don't do it at all.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:45 am to
quote:

Yeah that picture of Tunsil was from Flordia when he was in high school. Notice the background


You mean the background with the racist Ole Miss flag?

Posted by chitiger91
Lake Bluff IL
Member since Apr 2016
3120 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:47 am to
You ever try farming not high? Boring as shite
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:55 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:57 am to
That link basically says High Times thinks y'all lie about how good your weed is.

That is the whole point of my thread.
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