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re: Is it time for McElwain to produce evidence that he isn't the person in the shark picture?
Posted on 5/10/17 at 11:54 am to jangalang
Posted on 5/10/17 at 11:54 am to jangalang
Man I gotta say that face looks a lot like his. If it isn't him its his long lost identical twin his mom gave up for adoption
Posted on 5/10/17 at 12:02 pm to thejudge
Hair's too curly & dark for Jim.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 12:05 pm to RT1941
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Hair's too curly & dark for Jim.
His hair is wet. Think about it, he has very similar hair color, the weight looks about the same, face looks very similar, and he is on a fishing boat out at sea hunting sharks. What do you think a rich coach who lives in Florida does during the off-season?
ETA: If you see the interview where the reporter asks if that picture was of him, he looks worried and really guilty. If it really wasn't him, he would probably play around with it and joke about it, but he looked dead serious about the question and scared. I think it's him.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:14 pm to BIGJLAW
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Why are so infatuated with this story?
It is a head SEC football coach laying naked on a shark.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:21 pm to weagle99
It's him. He can deny it all he wants but the bad tan line and maniacal grin don't lie.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:22 pm to thejudge
This is easy. A sharks skin is very abrasive. Somebody in Gainesville check Coach Mac's take-out trash for tubes of this:
He can't cover it up forever
He can't cover it up forever
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:24 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
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Just release by UF after enhancing the photo.
That is somehow MORE disturbing than the Coach Mac original -- way more.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:27 pm to weagle99
Dear God, someone fark McElwain into this gif
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:30 pm to weagle99
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Anybody can just say 'It isn't me.'
That denial was extremely unconvincing.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:37 pm to Galactic Inquisitor
In all seriousness, in the video of him denying it/answering reporters he looks like a crime boss letting his guy know he didn't do something, complete with the subtext of "you either believe and repeat this story or I'll see you swimming with the fishies and maybe I won't be nice enough to buy you dinner first."
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:39 pm to Galactic Inquisitor
I bet McElwain was out there with his wife and she is the one who took the picture. I'm not sure how it got leaked though
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:41 pm to jangalang
This really doesn't surprise me. McElwain is a very kooky guy, ya'll have seen interviews with him right? He's just a very different character.
I still think he's the best OC we've had during the Saban era. He got the job done and wasn't worried about being flashy. Kiffin's offenses put up bigger numbers but McElwain understood the goal was to win the game, not put up numbers.
I still think he's the best OC we've had during the Saban era. He got the job done and wasn't worried about being flashy. Kiffin's offenses put up bigger numbers but McElwain understood the goal was to win the game, not put up numbers.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 1:47 pm to TigerTalker16
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I bet McElwain was out there with his wife and she is the one who took the picture. I'm not sure how it got leaked though
Easy. He thought he was uploading his family photos to his private family album but he got distracted while 'twitting wit da recrootz' and ended up tweeting the pic to a random girl he was twitter stalking. In turn, she put out an APB hoping twitter could help her name and shame the creep who tweeted her shark porn.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:05 pm to IAmReality
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I still think he's the best OC we've had during the Saban era. He got the job done and wasn't worried about being flashy. Kiffin's offenses put up bigger numbers but McElwain understood the goal was to win the game, not put up numbers.
Nussmeier also put up better numbers. Bama fans remember everything/everyone involved with that 09 season with rose colored glasses. McElwain lost some games getting too cute or too conservative. I think he was an adequate OC, but worse than Kiffin. Still waiting for Bama to have a truly great OC in the Saban Era.
To OP, that denial video was unconvincing to say the least.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:17 pm to TigerTalker16
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ETA: If you see the interview where the reporter asks if that picture was of him, he looks worried and really guilty. If it really wasn't him, he would probably play around with it and joke about it, but he looked dead serious about the question and scared. I think it's him.
Omg it really is him. Florida's football head coach has a picture of him laying naked on a dead shark floating around the internet. This is happening.
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:32 pm to weagle99
It's Jimmy John Liautaud owner of Jimmy John's
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:34 pm to RT1941
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Hair's too curly & dark for Jim.
Ewww, you can see his dark & curlies?
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:35 pm to Prof
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It's him.
Exaclty, guilty until proven innocent
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:36 pm to JCinBAMA
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It's Jimmy John Liautaud owner of Jimmy John's
That guy doesn't look anything like Jim McElwain aka the guy in the photo.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 2:37 pm
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