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Is Bert the fattest head coach in SEC history?
Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:48 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:48 am
Can anyone think of a bigger blimp prowling the sidelines?
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Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:50 am to cypressbrake3
If coach o didn't do liquid cocaine he might be just as big.
Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:50 am to cypressbrake3
Fat Phil Fulmer would be close
Posted on 9/13/17 at 4:16 am to cypressbrake3
Brad Scott was not only obese, he went to work for the taters after we kicked his arse to the curb.
**More like used a crane to move his fat, lard arse to the curb**
**More like used a crane to move his fat, lard arse to the curb**
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 4:17 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 5:56 am to cypressbrake3
Still remember images of Weis sitting on the sidelines at Florida.
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:02 am to cypressbrake3
Bert, Chaney, Pittman
Fattest coaching staff in sports history.
Fattest coaching staff in sports history.
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:09 am to dawgdayafternoon
Weiss and his FUPA would be the winner here...He should have bought a longer belt IMO
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:24 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:47 am to Bosethus68
Weiss is the frontbutt champion.
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 6:57 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:55 am to cypressbrake3
Bert is top 10 up there with Weiss...but NOBODY out-fats the mighty Fighting Mangino:
My bad...I missed the "SEC" part. That's got to be Bert. Today's standards of "fat" are so much higher than what they used to be. Fat Phil from the 90's doesn't compare to fat Bert now. The interesting thing is that he used to be a pretty cut up jock. It's like he got super-mega-fat but didn't notice and kept the ego of the young, trim version of himself
My bad...I missed the "SEC" part. That's got to be Bert. Today's standards of "fat" are so much higher than what they used to be. Fat Phil from the 90's doesn't compare to fat Bert now. The interesting thing is that he used to be a pretty cut up jock. It's like he got super-mega-fat but didn't notice and kept the ego of the young, trim version of himself
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:08 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:01 am to TidalSurge1
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Weiss is the frontbutt champion.
At least Mangino is shaped the way a 600 lb man ought to be shaped. WTF with Weiss, 50% of his weight is held in that front-arse FUPA. Gawwwd that's disgusting.
"Charlie Weiss has an arse like 2 ax handles"
-Pat Dye
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:05 am to cypressbrake3
tom amstutz
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:07 am to DonaldDuckworth
I'm so glad you posted that because he was he first person to come to mind. And to think, Kansas has hired and fired both Mangino and Weiss
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:09 am to cypressbrake3
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:13 am to DonaldDuckworth
The profile pic that Jen saw
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:31 am to Oilfieldbiology
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And to think, Kansas has hired and fired both Mangino and Weiss
Bert's next gig?
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:32 am
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:51 am to DonaldDuckworth
We need to start a gofundme to free Jen before she is crushed during relations with that man
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:25 am to DarthRebel
Bert is literally a tall tub of lard.
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:28 am to Easternrio
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Bert is literally a tall tub of lard.
Kind of ironic isn't it how a coach demands physical fitness to the nth degree of his players but doesn't set an example for them?
Posted on 9/13/17 at 8:58 am to DonaldDuckworth
I can't decide which guy is more cringey
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:07 am to TidalSurge1
He has a camel toe!
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