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Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:00 pm
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MATY MAUK
This suspended POS apparently committed an act so heinous that even a known lawbreaker HC Gary Pinkel won't comment on it. Regardless, its pretty clear he isn't coming back. This must be disappointing, as Missouri hasn't had a douchey, cocky, trash talking presence like this on the roster since TJ Moe. Ask Missouri fans today, however, and they feign love for some freshman QB who hasn't done shite since taking the reins.

MIZZOU WON AGAIN?

Yeah, this hasn't exactly been happening lately. Not sure what the author is going for here. Maybe winning in the sense of moral victories?? In terms of coach DUIs? Most shitty QBs on one roster? Most overhyped team? Most delusional fanbase? All solid possibilities. Maybe it is intentionally vauge...like "let each viewer decide what it means to them". Who knows

EAST IS DOWN

Now this statement makes complete sense. It is a little obvious, since the entire SECr board and pretty much all of college football has been saying this for 3+ years. I'll give the author a pass since some author probably isn't exactly a MENSA member

This post was edited on 10/18/15 at 3:01 pm
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:01 pm to
Didn't read but here's a downvote
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:01 pm to
Amazing work.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:02 pm to
The east probably is "down", only difference is missouri isn't capitalizing on it so now they have no more talking points
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49079 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:03 pm to
It seems like every thread I click on is worse than the next.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:03 pm to
This post is so bad, I'm gonna downvote myself for even replying in this thread.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

WG_Dawg


You have become quite the bitch



This post was edited on 10/18/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:05 pm to
Ignore him. His bitchassedness is pretty mild and should be cured with maturity.
This post was edited on 10/18/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:06 pm to
oh yeah, in what way? My post wasn't even that insulting. I know yall are atrocious this year but I mean hey, it happens.

The last 2 years, all we heard from missouri fans was "Ohhhhhhh all you SEC elitists only say the east is down just bc missouri has won it. How bout we're actually good huh!?!?" Yet now the east is still down with only 1 good team, it just so happens it's not missouri. So now yall are quiet as frick.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28788 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Porker Face

Issues. You got them.
Posted by trader_tiger83
Member since Dec 2012
1188 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:07 pm to
2-4
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15318 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Didn't read but here's a downvote


Thanks for the status report, whoever the frick you are
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:08 pm to
That was rude. Have another
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

His bitchassedness


I'm the bitch? So, the impartial arkansas poster taking time to deconstruct a meme line by line goes by unscathed but my simple comment gets several of yall rirled up?

quote:

is pretty mild


Your'e right. It is mild...I could be taking a lot more shots, but we aren't good either so I'm not. I just think it's funny that yall have gone into the cellar after realizing all that talk yall have made is laughably wrong and now you go silent.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15318 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

kilo


You are such a fricking pussy, attacking a guy who is a pretty well respected poster because your team sucks.

Where is all the hard talk about "where is our respect"? We are big bad missouri dominating the big bad SEC East!!!!!1

Yall are looking like fricking clowns right now. We tried to tell you your program wasn't worth shite. You didn't listen, now maybe your shitsquad getting nutted on weekly will open your eyes
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

oh yeah, in what way? My post wasn't even that insulting. I know yall are atrocious this year but I mean hey, it happens.

The last 2 years, all we heard from missouri fans was "Ohhhhhhh all you SEC elitists only say the east is down just bc missouri has won it. How bout we're actually good huh!?!?" Yet now the east is still down with only 1 good team, it just so happens it's not missouri. So now yall are quiet as frick.


The East wasnt even remotely "down" in 2013. It was down last year and this year. Thats compared to its median historically.

You are a bitch. Semo must have smacked you around too much when she showed you around CoMo and left some mental scars.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:11 pm to
We had a good team in 13. Our team in 14 won because the division was down. But when it's a trollathon on here (days ending in "y"), don't expect rational responses. I certainly don't expect them from UGA fans.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

You are such a fricking pussy




Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:12 pm to
No one GAF what you think. No one respects you.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 10/18/15 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

You are a bitch. Semo must have smacked you around too much when she showed you around CoMo and left some mental scars.






yeah I'm totally mentally scarred at going 3-1 against missouri since yall have been here
This post was edited on 10/18/15 at 3:14 pm
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