I'm going to admit, I'm terrified that LSU hired a solid DL coach.

Few else will admit it here, but I for one and literally pissing myself.

I'm jumping at loud noises, and I think I may just hide under the bed for the rest of the day. This new position coach is going to destroy the rest of the SEC. Not even mentioning their hire of Steele. Jesus my hands are shaking as I type this just thinking about all the lights-out defenses Ogreon and Steele have put together.

And the recruiting? Hang on, I need to check what that noise was. I hope it wasn't the LSU defense trying to break in. I'm pretty sure nothing is going to stop LSU now that they have made a solid DL coach hire, so I'm taking extra pre-cautions in case they want to get in. I've added a sign that says "stay away" in crayon. According to my buddy in Charleston, that does the trick to keep any Steele defenses out of my backfield. I'm not sure though.

So about the recruiting. Something about making inroads and solid recruiting classes. Steele had yearly top ten recruiting classes in texas when he was at baylor. Jesus all you had to do was speak his name and the kids would come running like a prostitute track star in a weird fetish porn.

There is no hope.