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re: IM Glad My Fake GF Is Still Alive

Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:20 pm to
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Looks like your fake gf is in a coma too.


Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86421 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:21 pm to
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A plastic bag and some ky...you got a stew going.


one of my favorite AD lines ever
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:21 pm to
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Why deal with a girlfriend if you still have to worry about fapping?


Significant Others and fapping are HARDLY mutually exclusive

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Unless of course, you play linebacker for Notre Dame.


Oh, VERY well played, I must say
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:22 pm to
Not much dude just working and waiting to watch my Niners stomp a mud hole in some dirty bird arse... and in shock from what Ive read about teo... not to mention waiting for O to come get my guns LOL
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:22 pm to
Hey Duke




I can't find a fake girlfriend :(
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:23 pm to
You are new, you're not supposed to understand
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86421 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:23 pm to
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translator?


PJ has lied about having cancer and his daughter running away, among other things most likely
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35596 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:24 pm to
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one of my favorite AD lines ever


Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86421 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:24 pm to
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Significant Others and fapping are HARDLY mutually exclusive


For real. I don't care if I'm single, casually dating, serious relationship, or married for 50 years, I'll always fap. Every guy will, it's what we do.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:25 pm to
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Not much dude just working and waiting to watch my Niners stomp a mud hole in some dirty bird arse


That kid Kaepernick is the mf'n TRUTH Pulling for the Pats the rest of the way, but damn he's a good'un!

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and in shock from what Ive read about teo...


Just found out about a half hour ago myself--crazy.

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not to mention waiting for O to come get my guns LOL


Oh, don't get me started
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:25 pm to
Wife cheating on him
Being offered 6 figures to do porn thanks to 10 inch cock
Daughter missing
having cancer
having a job
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:26 pm to
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I can't find a fake girlfriend :(


Just man up and ask the first pretty girl you see in your mind out.
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:26 pm to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 7:07 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:26 pm to
Hey GingerBro, can you tell your grizz to take it easy on my Spurs tonight por favor? tia
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:27 pm to
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For real. I don't care if I'm single, casually dating, serious relationship, or married for 50 years, I'll always fap. Every guy will, it's what we do.


Preach!

And the best of the best wives/girlfriends accept this and contribute fappable material from time to time hehe.
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:27 pm to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 7:07 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:28 pm to
I'm married bro

I can't just make up a girlfriend with a real woman bugging me all the time



TBird- F that noise. We played horribly at home against the Clippers we have to bounce back
This post was edited on 1/16/13 at 8:29 pm
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139829 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:28 pm to
Greetings and Salutations
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:28 pm to
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Wife cheating on him Being offered 6 figures to do porn thanks to 10 inch cock Daughter missing having cancer having a job





funny arse IM thread tonight.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden....i mean, Manti
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 8:28 pm to
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can you tell your grizz to take it easy on my Spurs tonight por favor? tia


Someone tell the Hornets to back the frick off my Celtics.
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