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I'm an Aggie for the weekend
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:28 pm
What do I need to know before the game tomorrow?
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Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:28 pm to joshnorris14
I knew you were gay!
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:29 pm to joshnorris14
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What do I need to know before the game tomorrow?
Wear a condom.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:29 pm to joshnorris14
Florida living vicariously through Aggie now?
Oh. My. GOODNESS.
Oh. My. GOODNESS.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:31 pm to joshnorris14
Start practicing. Use two fingers at first, but pretty soon you should be able to get a whole fist up there. You'd be surprised how much a butthole can stretch.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:33 pm to joshnorris14
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What do I need to know before the game tomorrow?
Pucker your a-hole
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:33 pm to AggieDub14
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Start practicing. Use two fingers at first, but pretty soon you should be able to get a whole fist up there. You'd be surprised how much a butthole can stretch.
What kind of lube do I use?
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:34 pm to joshnorris14
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:34 pm to joshnorris14
Eventually you'll graduate to spit and sheep semen. For now I'd stick with KY.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:35 pm to joshnorris14
You are just awful
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:35 pm to AggieDub14
Do we still use jizz jars? Is that a thing?
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:36 pm to joshnorris14
UForfeit can't beat us so they need A&M to do it for them 
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:37 pm to joshnorris14
I think it's an old army thing. Most do not.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:37 pm to joshnorris14
Oh it's a thing
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:37 pm to joshnorris14
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What kind of lube do I use?
You already know the answer.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:38 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Do I need just a normal Mason jar? Do I need to stop by Michael's so I can jazz it up?
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:39 pm to joshnorris14
Hope the aggies get buried.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:40 pm to joshnorris14
Well, your team pussied out of playing football so I guess you gator fans have to find a new team.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:45 pm to joshnorris14
Masturbate into some sort of glass receptical and drink it. You will be good to go then.
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:46 pm to KaiserSoze99
I've been doing that for years! This should be easy
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