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If State actually wins tomorrow...
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:14 pm
Then congrats to Dan Mullen finally getting some sleep. If he loses though, will he go another year without sleeping? Have to say, I'm impressed by his commitment to the team for not sleeping for over a year now.
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 6:16 pm
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Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:18 pm to OMLandshark
So funny
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:26 pm to OMLandshark
Great thread.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:31 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:41 pm to OMLandshark
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little thread up. I imagine you little shite laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on secrant posting about a fricking game that happened last year. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an Ole Miss fan. A pathetic Ole Miss fan. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “DAN MULLEN STILL HASNT SLEPT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little thread up. I imagine you little shite laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on secrant posting about a fricking game that happened last year. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an Ole Miss fan. A pathetic Ole Miss fan. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “DAN MULLEN STILL HASNT SLEPT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:42 pm to rec207
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:43 pm to OMLandshark
fricking terrible
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:44 pm to OMLandshark
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OMLandshark
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:45 pm to OMLandshark
No concept of hyperbole at Ole Miss. It's a school of robots.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:50 pm to rec207
Wall of text. Didn't read.
Looks like u mad as hell
Looks like u mad as hell
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:52 pm to genro
Liberal robots
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:52 pm to rec207
Solid hate.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:12 pm to rec207
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little thread up. I imagine you little shite laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on secrant posting about a fricking game that happened last year. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an Ole Miss fan. A pathetic Ole Miss fan. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “DAN MULLEN STILL HASNT SLEPT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
You sound damn angry over a little jest. Did I unknowingly frick your girlfriend or something?
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:16 pm to OMLandshark
Solid post. I will bookmark this and will reread it just before bed one night soon.
How did you come up with this? Did you take creative writing at UM?
How did you come up with this? Did you take creative writing at UM?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:17 pm to OMLandshark
Little brother gets cranky without his sleep. Fail State. Elston4POTUS. Cowbells4Gold. HunchbackofStarkganistan. Doublesidedcowdos.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:17 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:18 pm to OMLandshark
He will sleep well in Maryland.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:20 pm to MeridianDog
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How did you come up with this? Did you take creative writing at UM?
Just suddenly came to my mind when I remembered Dan's promise. Don't have much against yall this year and been a weak shite talking week between State and Ole Miss. Figured I had to at least try. Despite all the shite talking, here's to a no injury game tomorrow for both sides.
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:28 pm to OMLandshark
If State wins, does Alabama go to the SECCG, even after they lose to Auburn?
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