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If Bert suited up behind his O-line
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:03 pm
There's no way he couldn't outrush Fournette (9 yards) in a game or am I crazy?
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:05 pm to I Ham That I Ham
I would love to see bert run
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:05 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Look, I like rustling Tiger jimmies too, but this thread was not needed.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:06 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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If Bert suited up behind his O-line
They wouldn't be able to open up wide enough holes for his fat arse
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:09 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Brilliant troll job right here
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:10 pm to I Ham That I Ham
He'd have a heart attack before he made it back to the line of scrimmage..
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:13 pm to I Ham That I Ham
What's the thickness of the bacon grease on his uni?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:17 pm to Diamondawg
17.0 millimeters
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:18 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Bert can run?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:19 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Bert wouldn't make it six yards without a massive coronary.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:27 pm to I Ham That I Ham
4 carries and had a deep thigh bruise also hurt buga too
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:29 pm to vincejr
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4 carries
Heard this excuse before.
Fact is the best players play.
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deep thigh bruise
This excuse is new.
He had plenty of warm chicken broth and hot chocolate to ease his pain.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:31 pm to SwayzeBalla
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Bert can run?
As well or better than buga
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:32 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Buga bruises easily tho
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:33 pm to SwayzeBalla
Ain't nobody gonna hit Bert hard enough to bruise through the protective layers of fat
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:34 pm to I Ham That I Ham
I worry about Bert getting hit while wearing an insulin pump
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:35 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Only if he was playing the 2014 Aggie D.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:51 pm to I Ham That I Ham
3 lards and a cloud of bust
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:31 pm to I Ham That I Ham
What an awesome thread
Yes Bert would out rush any LSU back, no question
(If the end zones were made of pizza)
Yes Bert would out rush any LSU back, no question
(If the end zones were made of pizza)
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:37 pm to I Ham That I Ham
He would drink hot chocolate because its too cold.
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