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re: I sent a two word text to all my taterhead friends after Clemson's title win
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:08 pm to IStillMissDanny
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:08 pm to IStillMissDanny
You replied just to tell me what I just told you. The second part of your response is exactly the kind of attitude people don't like about Clemson. You honestly think anyone here thinks Clemson is somehow now a relevant power in college football? That you've usurped the traditional powers, the SEC, and now stand alone atop the mountain? 
Everyone here and around college football knows who and what y'all are. The truth is, you're still here because no one cares to listen to what you have to say and like the try hard petulant child you are, you just keep repeating yourself over and over again until someone affirms your beliefs. Well, here are your pats on the head, little fella. Run along now.
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Everyone here and around college football knows who and what y'all are. The truth is, you're still here because no one cares to listen to what you have to say and like the try hard petulant child you are, you just keep repeating yourself over and over again until someone affirms your beliefs. Well, here are your pats on the head, little fella. Run along now. ETA:
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Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:12 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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You honestly think anyone here thinks Clemson is somehow now a relevant power in college football? That you've usurped the traditional powers, the SEC, and now stand alone atop the mountain?
Yes. That's why they call it a championship. We beat everyone, and thereforeare at the top of the mountain. But keep using that laughing emoji if it makes you feel like you have something important to say.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:20 pm to IStillMissDanny
Ok I will.
I understand how incredibly frustrating for you it must be that after winning a championship, in honestly a down year in the SEC and college football as a whole, the talking heads of the sports world are spending more time talking about LSU, Bama, AU, UGA, USC, Penn State, FSU and others, while completely dismissing Clemson. It's because historically this year is an anomaly and you'll quickly fade back into irrelevancy.
Every single USCe fan tried to warn us
I understand how incredibly frustrating for you it must be that after winning a championship, in honestly a down year in the SEC and college football as a whole, the talking heads of the sports world are spending more time talking about LSU, Bama, AU, UGA, USC, Penn State, FSU and others, while completely dismissing Clemson. It's because historically this year is an anomaly and you'll quickly fade back into irrelevancy.
Every single USCe fan tried to warn us
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:35 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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I understand how incredibly frustrating for you it must be that
Clemson beat two teams that beat you, and beat you the last time we played.
Spin it how you want, your team was irrelevant this year. Get used to it. Use some more of those laughing emojis to hide your pain.
We'll have to find a QB next year; probably lose a couple of games. Unfortunately for you, Daddy Bama will continue that annual arse beating you've gotten used to getting.
You have no idea how bad it would be here if just 10 more Clemson posters show up. USCe posters will have to find a safe space with ol beastiality-on-the-brain.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:49 pm to IStillMissDanny
I don't remember the last time we played because I don't point to irrelevant games as an example of my relevancy
You have no understanding of how things work. Clemson was a blind squirrel that just happened to find a nut this year.
And if your little buddies show up they'll each be systematically destroyed by a USCe poster or one of the resident big 6 posters. Like I have done to you. Clemson has been and always will be, an afterthought. That other school in South Carolina. We will soon forget y'all even won the championship. People will assume it was bama and have to look it up. Hell I have already forgotten your QB's name. Dushie? Dushea? D'brickshaw? The point is no one cares The sooner you come to terms with that, the better this board will be for you.
You have no understanding of how things work. Clemson was a blind squirrel that just happened to find a nut this year.
And if your little buddies show up they'll each be systematically destroyed by a USCe poster or one of the resident big 6 posters. Like I have done to you. Clemson has been and always will be, an afterthought. That other school in South Carolina. We will soon forget y'all even won the championship. People will assume it was bama and have to look it up. Hell I have already forgotten your QB's name. Dushie? Dushea? D'brickshaw? The point is no one cares
The sooner you come to terms with that, the better this board will be for you. 
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:55 pm to UncleFestersLegs
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Damn yall got some old as frick fans then
I am not saying Scrooster is old but consider these 10 points:
Scrooster's first car was a covered wagon.
Scrooster had hieroglyphics on his driver’s license.
Scrooster's birth certificate says “Expired” on it.
The movie “Jurassic Park” brought back memories to Scrooster.
Scrooster's first job was to help invent fire.
Scrooster rents porn titled “Debby Does Dialysis”.
Scrooster sold hotdogs at the 1st World Series.
“Getting a little action” means Scrooster didn't need to take any fiber today.
“Getting lucky” means Scrooster found his car at the grocery store today.
Scrooster has a picture of Moses in his high school yearbook.
Scrooster, at our age, a day up is better than the dirt nap Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:57 pm to IStillMissDanny
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Yes. That's why they call it a championship.
Key word being "a"
Clemson now has 2 NC's in over 100 years. I am guessing many SEC teams have 3 or more in the time period between 1981 and 2016.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:36 pm to scrooster
Mad respeck for that my man 
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:49 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
"Clemson was a blind squirrel that just happened to find a nut this year"
Dude...the only nut LSU has found is the one Saban has been dropping in your throat yearly.
Let's just go to the tote board:
Lost (badly I might add) to most hated rival 6 times in a row...CHECK
Fired all time winningest coach....CHECK
Told TWICE in successive years not no, but HELL NO by Jimbo.....CHECK
Used by the best available coach on the market to leverage a better deal from UT....CHECK
Forced to retreat and hire a journey man retread offensive line coach as your new head coach....CHECK (Who I might add talks like Mush Mouth and Bababooy had a retarded Cajun kid).
And to just sweep the board right now let's remind you that for former all world coach beat LSU for all the marbles and didn't even let you cross the 50.
Before you type out your reply. You might wanna clean the nut out your eyes.
Dude...the only nut LSU has found is the one Saban has been dropping in your throat yearly.
Let's just go to the tote board:
Lost (badly I might add) to most hated rival 6 times in a row...CHECK
Fired all time winningest coach....CHECK
Told TWICE in successive years not no, but HELL NO by Jimbo.....CHECK
Used by the best available coach on the market to leverage a better deal from UT....CHECK
Forced to retreat and hire a journey man retread offensive line coach as your new head coach....CHECK (Who I might add talks like Mush Mouth and Bababooy had a retarded Cajun kid).
And to just sweep the board right now let's remind you that for former all world coach beat LSU for all the marbles and didn't even let you cross the 50.
Before you type out your reply. You might wanna clean the nut out your eyes.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 11:21 pm to EvilJimbo
What? None of that even makes any sense. It's all hyperbolic bullshite. It's full of crap you heard on ESPN that they made up. The only accurate part is we did in fact hire a coach who just dismantled the Heisman trophy winner that made your team look like a bunch of bitch scrubs that had your coach on his knees begging Bobby fricking Petrino to quit. The only board you and that sad excuse for a University can sweep is the board of administrators when a rape allegation pops up involving some of your heralded football stars 
If it wasn't for Jimbo having zero self respect and class after his wife publicly raw dogged the BBC(Florida player), Jaimes would have been kicked and you'd have no championship at all to attempt your self righteous bullshite here with. Historically, LSU is a better program and without question a better program since 2000. Get the frick out of here, dude. You fricking loser
If it wasn't for Jimbo having zero self respect and class after his wife publicly raw dogged the BBC(Florida player), Jaimes would have been kicked and you'd have no championship at all to attempt your self righteous bullshite here with. Historically, LSU is a better program and without question a better program since 2000. Get the frick out of here, dude. You fricking loser This post was edited on 1/16/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 5:53 am to scrooster
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A&M's hatred of Texas?
Every Aggie loves the State of Texas.
And the State of Texas loves us because there are no other Universities of higher education in the entire state.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:30 am to Cheese Grits
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Clemson now has 2 NC's in over 100 years. I am guessing many SEC teams have 3 or more in the time period between 1981 and 2016.
Yes, we have 2. If 2 schools out of 14 is many, I suppose you're right. But, we have two more than most of the SEC. I'm probably wrong though. Your Gamecocks probably have at least three or four, right? I might have missed that.
Where the white knight laughing emoji LSU guy came from I don't know, but he sure doesn't have anything to brag to a Clemson fan about. Or FSU. Just keep smiling and talking about the good ol days.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 8:46 am to IStillMissDanny
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Yes, we have 2. If 2 schools out of 14 is many,
16 = Alabama
6 = Tennessee
5 = Georgia
3 = Florida
3 = LSU
3 = Georgia Tech (when they were in the SEC + 1 in the ACC = 4 total)
3 = Ole Miss
3 = Texas A&M (granted they were in the SWC then)
2 = Auburn
8 > 2 unless you were educated with Tater math
If Arkansas or Kentucky can win a 2nd MNC, they will be tied with Clemson.
Sorry if your 2 MNC wins puts below average. Imagine if you actually had to play the SEC schedule every year and you probably still don't have your first MNC.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:54 am to Cheese Grits
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I am guessing many SEC teams have 3 or more in the time period between 1981 and 2016.
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8 > 2 unless you were educated with Tater math
My math is pretty bad. Much like your reading comprehension - of your own post. I beleive only UF and UA have more than two championships more recent than ours. But, my math is really bad, so I could be wrong.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:59 pm to Cheese Grits
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NC's in over 100 years. I am guessing many SEC teams have 3 or more in the time period between 1981 and 2016.
List them please.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 5:45 am to RabMichael
LSU hasn't won anything of note since Bush was in office but they're in here talking about how Clemson hasn't won shite
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:55 am to Cheese Grits
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Clemson now has 2 NC's in over 100 years. I am guessing many SEC teams have 3 or more in the time period between 1981 and 2016.
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16 = Alabama
6 = Tennessee
5 = Georgia
3 = Florida
3 = LSU
3 = Georgia Tech (when they were in the SEC + 1 in the ACC = 4 total)
3 = Ole Miss
3 = Texas A&M (granted they were in the SWC then)
2 = Auburn
8 > 2 unless you were educated with Tater math
If Arkansas or Kentucky can win a 2nd MNC, they will be tied with Clemson.
Sorry if your 2 MNC wins puts below average. Imagine if you actually had to play the SEC schedule every year and you probably still don't have your first MNC.
You OK? Looks like you might have fricked yourself up, there. Get your buddy Rooster to give you a swig off his Mad Dog 20/20 and get back in the game. Your Gamecocks need you.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:07 pm to silverstreak02
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silverstreak02
You won your 2nd Natty and you act like you are Alabama or Oklahoma
What a joke, do you understand why other schools make fun of you?
The big 4 of college sports
Football = LSU Tigers > CU Tigers
(3) LSU in 58 (both polls), 2003 (BCS MNC), and 2007 (BCS MNC)
(2) CU in 81 (both polls) and 2016 (CFP MNC)
M basketball = LSU Tigers > CU Tigers
(4) LSU has final Fours in 1953, 1981, 1986, and 2006
(0) CU has ZERO Final Fours
W basketball = LSU Tigers > CU Tigers
(5) LSU has Final Fours in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008
(0) CU has ZERO Final Fours
baseball = LSU Tigers > CU Tigers
(6) LSU has CWS in 1991, 1993, 1996, 1997, 2000, and 2009
(0) CU has ZERO CWS
As for other overall sports the CU Tigers are well below the LSU Tigers
Clemson NCAA titles
(3) total = Men / 1 for M golf in 2003 and 2 for M soccer in 1984 and 1987
(0) total = Women
LSU NCAA titles
(12) total = Men / (1) boxing / (5) M golf, last in 2015 / (6) M track & field, last in 2004
(26) total = Women / all 16 in W track & field with last in 2012 (TAMU hired LSU coach)
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Clemson hasn't won shite
Based on the above data, this statement is correct
Congrats on this Natty but win lots more before getting all froggy
Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:43 pm to Cheese Grits
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As for other overall sports the CU Tigers are well below the LSU Tigers
No where in this thread before laughing emoji guy stuck his nose in it was anyone talking shite to LSU.
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As for other overall sports
The song of the beaten.
That's the stuff you try to bring up when you know you've got nothing. No one gives a crap about boxing or women's track.
Seriously? That's what you brought?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:03 pm to IStillMissDanny
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The song of the beaten.
You are clearly singing it in your reply
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That's the stuff you try to bring up when you know you've got nothing.
Clemson has 3 NC's in sports not called football, and LSU has close to 50!
I would say that is well more than nothing, except that Clemson really does have nothing, so it is a sore spot with you.
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Seriously? That's what you brought?
Yes, ask the LSU posters on here if baseball is important to them?
You Taters are so slow you think you win a single sport in a single year matters in the big picture. It is both quaint and comical and evokes a "bless your heart" response for folks in the SEC who compete for Natty's in all kinds of sports. This is why Taters will never be in the SEC because they are too afraid to face a "steel sharpens steel" mentality over a "play weak, be rested at the end" mentality of a conference like the B1G.
Ponder this for a moment, take away football and Clemson has 3 NCAA team championships. Vanderbilt has 3 NCAA team championships. Vanderbilt, near the bottom of the SEC sports spectrum, is better at sports than Clemson! They even have a CWS that still eludes the Taters.
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