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"I Hate Tennessee, man" - Revisiting this epic rant

Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:06 pm
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:06 pm
It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange...and I don't like pumpkins

"Man I hate Tennessee because, first of all its Tennessee, and I just hate ‘em because they low down. They dirty. They some snitches.

And, I hate Phillip Fulmer. I hate they colors. I’m not a dog person. I just hate Tennessee man.

I hate Neiland stadium. It looks like a garbage truck worker convention. And, I hate all they quarterbacks. I just hate Tennessee man.

And, it, it reminds me…It’s not that orange that you can stand. See, I hate Tennessee more than I hate Auburn. I just dislike Auburn. I hate Tennessee.

Tennessee’s colors is that throw up orange. It’s not that orange that you can sit with. It’s that puke inside of a pumpkin orange. And I don’t like pumpkins.

So..I just really don’t like Tennessee man. I can’t stress that enough. And, they losers. They sore losers cause they’re not Alabama. And, I HATE Tennessee man."
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:07 pm to
Who hates pumpkins? Weird motherfricker
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:08 pm to
Obviously an Alabama graduate. Sounds just like one.

I would venture to guess he has a Masters in English from UA.
Posted by chadau79
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2009
3412 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:12 pm to
One of my favorites!
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:13 pm to
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Obviously an Alabama graduate. Sounds just like one.

I would venture to guess he has a Masters in English from UA.


Racist
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33838 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:13 pm to
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Who hates pumpkins?




quote:

Weird motherfricker


Yeah, kinda.
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:28 pm to
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One of my favorites!



Mine too. I like the randomness of it all. "I hate all they quarterbacks" and "And I'm not a dog person".
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3493 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 6:01 pm to
I won't be trick r treating at his house with my dog Philip wearing his pumpkin costume.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 6:11 pm to
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Racist


I knew it! You're a TT9 alter.

BUSTED!
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