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"I Hate Tennessee, man" - Revisiting this epic rant
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:06 pm
It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange...and I don't like pumpkins
"Man I hate Tennessee because, first of all its Tennessee, and I just hate ‘em because they low down. They dirty. They some snitches.
And, I hate Phillip Fulmer. I hate they colors. I’m not a dog person. I just hate Tennessee man.
I hate Neiland stadium. It looks like a garbage truck worker convention. And, I hate all they quarterbacks. I just hate Tennessee man.
And, it, it reminds me…It’s not that orange that you can stand. See, I hate Tennessee more than I hate Auburn. I just dislike Auburn. I hate Tennessee.
Tennessee’s colors is that throw up orange. It’s not that orange that you can sit with. It’s that puke inside of a pumpkin orange. And I don’t like pumpkins.
So..I just really don’t like Tennessee man. I can’t stress that enough. And, they losers. They sore losers cause they’re not Alabama. And, I HATE Tennessee man."
"Man I hate Tennessee because, first of all its Tennessee, and I just hate ‘em because they low down. They dirty. They some snitches.
And, I hate Phillip Fulmer. I hate they colors. I’m not a dog person. I just hate Tennessee man.
I hate Neiland stadium. It looks like a garbage truck worker convention. And, I hate all they quarterbacks. I just hate Tennessee man.
And, it, it reminds me…It’s not that orange that you can stand. See, I hate Tennessee more than I hate Auburn. I just dislike Auburn. I hate Tennessee.
Tennessee’s colors is that throw up orange. It’s not that orange that you can sit with. It’s that puke inside of a pumpkin orange. And I don’t like pumpkins.
So..I just really don’t like Tennessee man. I can’t stress that enough. And, they losers. They sore losers cause they’re not Alabama. And, I HATE Tennessee man."
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:07 pm to bamasgot13
Who hates pumpkins? Weird motherfricker
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:08 pm to bamasgot13
Obviously an Alabama graduate. Sounds just like one.
I would venture to guess he has a Masters in English from UA.
I would venture to guess he has a Masters in English from UA.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:13 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Obviously an Alabama graduate. Sounds just like one.
I would venture to guess he has a Masters in English from UA.
Racist
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:13 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Who hates pumpkins?
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Weird motherfricker
Yeah, kinda.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 5:28 pm to chadau79
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One of my favorites!
Mine too. I like the randomness of it all. "I hate all they quarterbacks" and "And I'm not a dog person".
Posted on 10/22/15 at 6:01 pm to bamasgot13
I won't be trick r treating at his house with my dog Philip wearing his pumpkin costume.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 6:11 pm to Patton
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Racist
I knew it! You're a TT9 alter.
BUSTED!
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