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I can't quit fapping to all of this success.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:02 am
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:02 am
I've just been watching re runs of games that result in complete domination while furiously masterbating and browsing through all of these 5 star players in our recruiting rankings and it's just become an addiction. I can't even sleep. We have become such a machine that it's just so awesome.
It's frustrating, but I'm trying to work through it.
Any advice?
It's frustrating, but I'm trying to work through it.
Any advice?
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:03 am
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Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:06 am to ACL11190
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Any advice?
Stay hydrated ?
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:09 am to ACL11190
Be somewhat discreet with it if you're out and about. Tell 'em you're a Penn State fan if busted doing it.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:13 am to ACL11190
Congrats what position do you play?
Oh right.
Oh right.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:18 am to ACL11190
All I got from this is that you fap to a bunch of dudes in tight pants.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:26 am to ACL11190
So you fap to a bunch of sweaty, muscular 19-24 yr old dudes manhandleing each other? You're Elton John level gay.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:36 am to Darth_Vader
I love the rant hypocrisy. If your team is on top, you bluster and swagger all day long. If not, "it's just a bunch of 19-24 year old boys" and "you don't play on the team".
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:37 am to Crimson Legend
Find the free porn on the Internet.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:40 am to ACL11190
Bragging about beating off to a mostly male group of anonymous internet message posters is kinda gay bro
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:41 am
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:43 am to Ed Osteen
Call your uncle jim to help you....he did when you were younger.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:47 am to Crimson Legend
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love the rant hypocrisy. If your team is on top, you bluster and swagger all day long. If not, "it's just a bunch of 19-24 year old boys" and "you don't play on the team".
It's normal to be happy and proud when your team is doing well. But putting them in your spank bank though is a bit over the line. OP has taken something pure and good, namely college football, and turned it into his own personal stash of gay porn. That's just wrong.
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:49 am
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:53 am to Ed Osteen
I guess I just have a fetish for watching Alabama demolish teams.
It's okay though I use protection
It's okay though I use protection
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:56 am
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:20 am to ACL11190
Did you rewatch ole miss game?
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:22 am to ACL11190
Call some Aggie friends.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:22 am to ACL11190
I like watching Bama too....but Gawd dammit Bobby....let's just enjoy... Nick Saban contract extension through 2021 in the working boys.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:28 am to ACL11190
Paint your dick Ole Miss colors, we haven't beat that in two years.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:36 am to ACL11190
Yes. Be thankful that Sean Tuohy suggested Saban and Secton to Mark Emmert in 12/99.....
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:38 am to ACL11190
You must cheer for the Aggies
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:40 am to ACL11190
I would tell you to GFYS, but since that is what this thread is about its too late.
1. Stay hydrated
2. Use plenty of lube or you will get penile blisters
3. Don't use a spotter when masturbating with a noose. It is more fun & less gay that way.
4. If you survive step 3, try fapping while on fire. It will feel like an OT10's virgin honeypot.
1. Stay hydrated
2. Use plenty of lube or you will get penile blisters
3. Don't use a spotter when masturbating with a noose. It is more fun & less gay that way.
4. If you survive step 3, try fapping while on fire. It will feel like an OT10's virgin honeypot.
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:40 am to ACL11190
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I've just been watching re runs of games that result in complete domination
Did you watch the bowl games and playoff game where you got humiliated and made the SEC look weak?
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