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I Am Pretty Pissed Off At Mizzou Fans
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:39 pm
I generally like Mizzou fans, they seem like nice people. I also like their program, it always was my second favorite Big 12 program. But I am really pissed at the Mizzou ranters this offseason.
When yall won the SEC East two years in a row did yall troll the board making everyone's life a living hell? No way, not even a little. It was so bad I almost considered making a Mizzou alter and doing it for you until I realized how pathetic that would be. It was two wasted offseasons.
But here we are a year removed from a season worth bragging about, with the once-in-a-lifetime head coach gone, and yet all offseason it's been "look at me! LOOK AT ME!" from Mizzou posters trying to troll the SEC East powers.
I promise if A&M even just gets to fricking second place in the SEC West us Aggies will be so annoying Chicken will have to preemptively ban people by the geography of their IP address to keep the forum alive. Too bad that probably won't happen because A&M has never hired a coach as good as Pinkel in my lifetime, but still the point stands- we wouldn't waste an opportunity like that.
It is a shame Mizzou fans did, but it is a bigger shame that they think they can make up for lost time this offseason.
Too little too late motherfrickers. You had your chance and blew it.
When yall won the SEC East two years in a row did yall troll the board making everyone's life a living hell? No way, not even a little. It was so bad I almost considered making a Mizzou alter and doing it for you until I realized how pathetic that would be. It was two wasted offseasons.
But here we are a year removed from a season worth bragging about, with the once-in-a-lifetime head coach gone, and yet all offseason it's been "look at me! LOOK AT ME!" from Mizzou posters trying to troll the SEC East powers.
I promise if A&M even just gets to fricking second place in the SEC West us Aggies will be so annoying Chicken will have to preemptively ban people by the geography of their IP address to keep the forum alive. Too bad that probably won't happen because A&M has never hired a coach as good as Pinkel in my lifetime, but still the point stands- we wouldn't waste an opportunity like that.
It is a shame Mizzou fans did, but it is a bigger shame that they think they can make up for lost time this offseason.
Too little too late motherfrickers. You had your chance and blew it.
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:40 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:40 pm to cardboardboxer
We'll be back to winning, don't worry
Pinkel was not a once in a lifetime coach, TG
Pinkel was not a once in a lifetime coach, TG
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:41 pm to cardboardboxer
Poop swastikas really triggered them. We lost our cuddly little overachieving Mizzou as quickly as we discovered them.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:42 pm to cardboardboxer
Someone needs a hug.
Which I won't give you, but I'm willing to let you drink some of my whiskey.
Which I won't give you, but I'm willing to let you drink some of my whiskey.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:42 pm to cardboardboxer
Mizzou fans know they are going to be terrible. Seems like they are doing well at rustling people like you.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:42 pm to MizzouTrue
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Pinkel was not a once in a lifetime coach, TG
The last coach yall had even close to Pinkel was Dan Devine in the 1960's, which was a lifetime ago.
Yall will see soon enough that Pinkels don't grow on trees.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:46 pm to Aggie Fishfinder
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Seems like they are doing well at rustling people like you.
I am not upset about their pathetic attempts this offseason to troll people. Hell I am not a SEC East fan so they aren't even trying to troll me, and even if I was it is too little too late for it to be effective.
I am upset because they did this shite a whole year after they should have. Timing is everything in life, and if your team does well in the SEC it is your responsibility as fans to troll the shite out of the Rant that next offseason.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:47 pm to cardboardboxer
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cardboardboxer
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:48 pm to Mizz-SEC
I trust a Mizzou fan on the definition of triggered.
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:58 pm to cardboardboxer
Well played, sir. Could not agree more. They're now delusional about the present and future based on that tiny sample in the PAST!
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:02 pm to cardboardboxer
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SEC East powers.
Does not compute.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:05 pm to cardboardboxer
I respect the OP's message. I have read this board for a couple years and only started posting recently. While there are some "holy hell what are you doing?? you are gonna make us all look bad troll posts recently" by some Mizzou posters, not all of them do and I have seen many that are quite clever and have praised our winning ways. Agreed last years was an abomination and I am just as pissed at "safe spaces, etc as everyone else" Swastika never happened btw, a picture or an official report from police or campus security never was made, the media got that from the "safe space" idiots and ran with it as truth.
Many of these posts talking optimistically about Mizzou or our victories were argued or insulted by posters from fan bases that dont believe in logic or rationality...mainly Tennessee and Ole Miss, sprinkle in quite a few LSU fans that dont like us for some reason. Maybe its that we have actually won something resembling any kind of a title since we joined the league, maybe its that we have finished in the top 10, and top 5 in the past few 5 years, or that most of their players will be working at the Taco Bell inside the town Conoco after they finish their "college eligibility", but for whatever reason they hate us no matter how many games we win.
Many of these posts talking optimistically about Mizzou or our victories were argued or insulted by posters from fan bases that dont believe in logic or rationality...mainly Tennessee and Ole Miss, sprinkle in quite a few LSU fans that dont like us for some reason. Maybe its that we have actually won something resembling any kind of a title since we joined the league, maybe its that we have finished in the top 10, and top 5 in the past few 5 years, or that most of their players will be working at the Taco Bell inside the town Conoco after they finish their "college eligibility", but for whatever reason they hate us no matter how many games we win.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:07 pm to WG_Dawg
LOL that's fricking priceless!
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:07 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:WG_Dawg
sad that this is what they've been reduced to.
Was wondering who was throwing around downvotes on our board.
Probably equally as sad as being rustled enough to downvote posts on another teams board in "secret"
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:08 pm to kilo
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Was wondering who was throwing around downvotes on our board.
FTR I don't downvote on team boards (other than ours), I don't really see the point.
I do check out what's going on on teh team boards once every few weeks though and happened to come across that thread lately. Kinda sad really ha.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:09 pm to LewDawg
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LewDawg
No one cries quite like Lewdawg does
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:09 pm to WG_Dawg
You are here posting about it right now. Seems to be doing its job.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:10 pm to cardboardboxer
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if A&M even just gets to fricking second place in the SEC West
never gonna happen.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:11 pm to WG_Dawg
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sad that this is what they've been reduced to.
Thanks for the link.
Even though I posted in the thread, I generally don't GAF why people troll on the rant and had no idea why there was a TET offensive by my brethren this off-season. Then I read the last post in the thread...
There were only so many "Kick Mizzou out of the SEC" threads that I was able to enjoy before it started feeling like a chore to read them and post on tRant. These Southerners need some fresh content to keep me baited.
Makes sense now. The whole SJW / Safe Space thing is played. It's run it's course. But since people insist, you get what we've had here this off-season. Which is the way you want it. Well, you got it... I don't like it any more than you men.
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