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Hurry up and do these things Vol fans.... It's game day!
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:24 am
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:24 am
1) Brush your teeth. Both of them.
2) Remove your lips from your sisters so you can perform task 1.
3) mow the weeds at the trailer for your father/uncle (same thing right)
4) Go scouting for breakfast with your brother. Have him watch for cars while you scrape up the meat. Safety first Vols.
Bonus jokes:
Why do Vol fans only have sex doggie style?
So they can both watch wrasslin...
Why do Vol fans only go to movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they know 17 and under aren't admitted.
What's the difference between UT and UF?
At UF Moosehead is a noun, beer. At UT it's a verb.
What do UT fans and a beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
Have a great day Prof, SOJ, crazyazz, tennfan, GBO and most of the rest of you!
2) Remove your lips from your sisters so you can perform task 1.
3) mow the weeds at the trailer for your father/uncle (same thing right)
4) Go scouting for breakfast with your brother. Have him watch for cars while you scrape up the meat. Safety first Vols.
Bonus jokes:
Why do Vol fans only have sex doggie style?
So they can both watch wrasslin...
Why do Vol fans only go to movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they know 17 and under aren't admitted.
What's the difference between UT and UF?
At UF Moosehead is a noun, beer. At UT it's a verb.
What do UT fans and a beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
Have a great day Prof, SOJ, crazyazz, tennfan, GBO and most of the rest of you!
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Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:24 am to roadGator
Tennessee wins today.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:26 am to roadGator
11 in a row happens today 
This game always marks the real start to the college football season.
This game always marks the real start to the college football season.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:26 am to Rhino5
If you were looking for the prediction thread, It's on page two.
If you just want some attention, I'm not going to help you today.
If you just want some attention, I'm not going to help you today.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:27 am to roadGator
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:30 am to Vols&Shaft83
Who are those people in your gif?
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:32 am to roadGator
YEAH SON, FRICK TENNESSEE
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:33 am to roadGator
Red arrow for him.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:36 am to TT9
Y'all are mean
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:43 am to Vols&Shaft83
Damn, Yogi passed away. So sad. I guess a UT victory today will cheer me up a bit. Thank you gators for sucking.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:50 am to KoachKletus
"I didn't say all the things I said"
Yogi
Yogi
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:52 am to Vols&Shaft83
"We should act on carbon emissions"
Yogi
Yogi
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:08 am to TT9
quote:
"We should act on carbon emissions"
Yogi
The actual quote was "frick yo trees you liberal, hippie, commie, hypocritical bastards.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:08 am to TT9
"Pair 'em up in threes."
Yogi
Yogi
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:16 am to Vols&Shaft83
Good luck vols may the best team win! Should be a good game and I will be in a continuing ed class all day dammit.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:19 am to bigDgator
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Good luck vols may the best team win! Should be a good game and I will be in a continuing ed class all day dammi
Insurance or financial? Or something else?
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:34 am to Vols&Shaft83
Jort weaving. Or how to put the tater in the front of the jorts, not the rear.
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:54 am to Vols&Shaft83
Mullet braiding
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:19 am to atlgator
quote:
This game always marks the real start to the college football season.
Said some college football talking head in 1999
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:22 am to roadGator
"I can't stand fake arse bitches, lying arse n***** and you punk arse snitches"
Yogi
Yogi
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