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Posted on 9/24/16 at 12:06 am to Vecchio Cane
Posted on 9/24/16 at 12:06 am to Vecchio Cane
This one will top all of you.
I....
(gulp)
I...like it when the fricking baby-shite-colored disco-dancing-villege-people gay cowboy longhorn band plays March Grandioso.
I have defiled my Aggy self. I must now preform the sacred Aggy cleansing ritual by taking a pilgrimage to wash myself in the filthy waters of the Brazos River, then masturbate while I plunge head-first into a vat of rhino semen with a dead dog under my arm and a banana up my arse.
Pray for me.
I....
(gulp)
I...like it when the fricking baby-shite-colored disco-dancing-villege-people gay cowboy longhorn band plays March Grandioso.
I have defiled my Aggy self. I must now preform the sacred Aggy cleansing ritual by taking a pilgrimage to wash myself in the filthy waters of the Brazos River, then masturbate while I plunge head-first into a vat of rhino semen with a dead dog under my arm and a banana up my arse.
Pray for me.
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Posted on 9/24/16 at 12:08 am to KaiserSoze99
I think Aggie fans have gotten better around here over time. So there's that. There was a time when I thought they were the worst.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 12:13 am to Kcoyote
Once you get past our obnoxious, braggard, dilusional, cult-like exterior, we're not too bad...half the time.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 1:23 am to KaiserSoze99
Feel your pain. Never met A Bama grad that I didn't like. Grad is the keyword.
Also think that the Tiger Bait chant is pretty awesome when we are walking to the stadium.
Confessions
Also think that the Tiger Bait chant is pretty awesome when we are walking to the stadium.
Confessions
This post was edited on 9/24/16 at 1:38 am
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:08 am to Vecchio Cane
I really do hate the whole "family" thing we do. It's just stupid. I'm all about being different or unique but that shite is just stupid.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:10 am to beachreb61
I was semi disappointed after the 09' natty that Mt. Cody didn't eat Bevo
PP7 was in bounds
I miss UT being good
I love Auburn's uniforms
I like Mizzou's field even if I don't like watching Mizzou
I would one day enjoy seeing Vandy play Ole Miss in the SEC Championship
In 1rst grade I thought I had to fart, but actually Shite myself
PP7 was in bounds
I miss UT being good
I love Auburn's uniforms
I like Mizzou's field even if I don't like watching Mizzou
I would one day enjoy seeing Vandy play Ole Miss in the SEC Championship
In 1rst grade I thought I had to fart, but actually Shite myself
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:14 am to Richards Cranium
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I hope we quit playing games at the dump that is War Memorial Stadium.
I'll never understand how this is still going on. It'd be one thing if they were equal facilities. Why have a road home game in a deficient stadium three hours away?
Posted on 9/24/16 at 2:21 am to Chingon
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I'm sorry that we brought Missouri with us. They are a terrible fit to the SEC and Nebraska should have never stolen their spot to the BigTen. It's all Nebraska's fault
You didn't "bring" anything. I understand not wanting us around they way Pinkel owned you. At least you get to start over with Odom. Nebraska didn't steal our spot in the b10--we wouldn't accept a junior membership so Jimmy D moved on to them. Worked out much better for us in the end.
You should check out ATL some time during the SEC Championship game. Not bad--call me if you need directions.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 3:57 am to TXStiger
You just fricked up a great thread.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 4:29 am to Vecchio Cane
1. That rap song "I'm from Lou-weezy-ana" irritates the crap outta me.
2. It DOES smell like corndogs around the stadium. Not because of corndogs....because we fry everything. EVERYTHING!
3. We laugh watching The Waterboy. The football teams are actually based on the Bowden/Spurrier rivalry. But yes....we DO have people living in homes in the swamp and talking like dat.
4. LSU first, any SEC team but Bama second, and Bama last. Why? Not the 5 losses.....the Bourbon St. incident, Toomer, and 2 Attempted Murders in one year over football.
5. We wish every day for an offense that can even play at the level of Kentucky.
2. It DOES smell like corndogs around the stadium. Not because of corndogs....because we fry everything. EVERYTHING!
3. We laugh watching The Waterboy. The football teams are actually based on the Bowden/Spurrier rivalry. But yes....we DO have people living in homes in the swamp and talking like dat.
4. LSU first, any SEC team but Bama second, and Bama last. Why? Not the 5 losses.....the Bourbon St. incident, Toomer, and 2 Attempted Murders in one year over football.
5. We wish every day for an offense that can even play at the level of Kentucky.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 4:33 am to beachreb61
We usually reserve that chant for y'all and Florida the most.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 5:03 am to Vecchio Cane
I'm jealous of Louisville. I want my Coach Petrino back with that sweet sexy offense.
Instead, I'm stuck with fat Bert, who's nice and all, and has a good personality. But Coach P is in the top 5, with a Heisman frontrunner, at freaking Louisville!!! Dammit please come back Coach P!
Instead, I'm stuck with fat Bert, who's nice and all, and has a good personality. But Coach P is in the top 5, with a Heisman frontrunner, at freaking Louisville!!! Dammit please come back Coach P!
Posted on 9/24/16 at 5:20 am to SiloamHog
I've never killed a relative after a loss, poisoned a tree, nor teabagged a drunk in a Krystal's.
I need to do better.
I need to do better.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 6:21 am to Vecchio Cane
I've grown to really respect Wisconsin and actually like the Bagers. They don't try and beat you with some HUNH spread crap but line up amano amano with less talented players and if you don't bring your A game they'll beat you even their with crappy QB play. Amazing.
This post was edited on 9/24/16 at 6:23 am
Posted on 9/24/16 at 6:43 am to Dogfish
Urban faked it for an easier path to the NCG.
Mike Leach got screwed at TT
I like watching triple option teams -GT,Navy ect-
Steve Spurrier deserved better than he got from most Cock fans. How many 10 win seasons did they have before he got there? Not like they pull top 5 classes and he still made them respectable.
Despite the HC, I've never rooted for my team to lose. Ppl who do arent real fans imo.
Mike Leach got screwed at TT
I like watching triple option teams -GT,Navy ect-
Steve Spurrier deserved better than he got from most Cock fans. How many 10 win seasons did they have before he got there? Not like they pull top 5 classes and he still made them respectable.
Despite the HC, I've never rooted for my team to lose. Ppl who do arent real fans imo.
This post was edited on 9/24/16 at 6:59 am
Posted on 9/24/16 at 7:34 am to Vecchio Cane
My wife graduated from A&M so I have been to a lot of games there. The corp marching to the stadium and many of the other traditions are pretty cool. Wouldn't tell my wife, but a lot of those cheers and stuff the yell leaders do really do look pretty gay. Especially the push ups during yell practice that look like they are humping the ground.
I wish we would lose the rest of our games so Paul Johnson would get fired and we would get rid of that out of date offense.
I wish we would lose the rest of our games so Paul Johnson would get fired and we would get rid of that out of date offense.
This post was edited on 9/24/16 at 7:41 am
Posted on 9/24/16 at 7:48 am to Ramblin Wreck
I'm glad Mizzou is in conference. South Carolina is my 2nd team.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 8:03 am to Vecchio Cane
1. I cried real tears when Mt. Cody blocked the FG with his fat in 2009.
2. I still kind of like Lane Kiffin.
3. The best fans I've been around for an away game have been Bama fans.
4. Tennessee fans overhype their players worse than any other fan base besides UGA
2. I still kind of like Lane Kiffin.
3. The best fans I've been around for an away game have been Bama fans.
4. Tennessee fans overhype their players worse than any other fan base besides UGA
Posted on 9/24/16 at 8:07 am to SouthernHog
I prefer watching the game on TV rather than going to the stadium.
I only go to a game once every two years
I respect the hell outta Nick Saban and think he's been great for the SEC
A&M is a great addition to the SEC
I actually like UGA and LSU except when they play Auburn
I only go to a game once every two years
I respect the hell outta Nick Saban and think he's been great for the SEC
A&M is a great addition to the SEC
I actually like UGA and LSU except when they play Auburn
Posted on 10/1/16 at 1:46 am to CajunBattles
Feel honored.
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