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How much do you Gumps really worship Saban?

Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:32 am
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:32 am
Would you let him sex your wife?
Would you give him a "favor" yourself?

You all worship him like he's a God, when really he's more like the Devil.

The SEC will be a better place when he is gone. (Freeze too)
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:33 am to
All of that and more.
Posted by RebelTheBear
Saban's spare bedroom
Member since Aug 2016
5529 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:33 am to
Weak
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:34 am to
You guys had Urban Meyer at one point.

That's like letting in ISIS
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Would you let him sex your wife?


if he was guaranteed to implant a child, I'd think many would say yes.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:37 am to
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24170 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:37 am to
I bet they would drink his dirty bath water if given the opportunity
Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:38 am to
Troll level : Amateur
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38235 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:39 am to
This is a great thread. The cuck Tide fans would let Saban grope their mothers.

Have an upvote
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30190 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:41 am to
quote:

The SEC will be a better place when he is gone. (Freeze too)


The man gets paid a king's ransom to do his job and he does it very well. He is at the top of his profession, so tell me why you think the conference will be a better place he is gone?
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1316 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:42 am to
Meanwhile in Florida....
Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:42 am to
Unequivically
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59586 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:44 am to
they would lick his butthole if it guaranteed a NC
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30190 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:46 am to
quote:

they would lick his butthole if it guaranteed a NC


The great thing is we don't have to have personal contact with man at all and we still get NC's. Saban has spoiled us rotten folks, and we LOVE it!
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:48 am to
As long as he brings natties, they'll worship him. They'd worship you if you brought them a natty.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6970 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Errerrerrwere



Completely Bamasessed
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:51 am to
I would wash his feet if that's what he wanted
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38235 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

MrMojoRisin


And here come the roaches...
Posted by ErnestTBassmaster
Bird Whistle, Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
2583 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Scoreboard
quote:

Unequivically

Nice spelling, Vol.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:01 pm to
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