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How many tampons does Florida need to get them through the storm

Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:25 am
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:25 am
Just curious. LSU has traveled to Arizona St because of a hurricane, South Carolina has come to Tiger Stadium because they aren't vaginas.

Every other major college in the state could easily make some minor changes to make their game happen but not Florida.

So how many tampons do they need to get through the storm?

Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139774 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:26 am to
I think 5 should do it.
Posted by Triple Daves
ITP
Member since Sep 2016
5740 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:26 am to
I like that some guys picture of his 37 inch Samsung and tb stand below is now the go to image of all LSU posters.

It fits.
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:27 am to
quote:

I think 5 should do it.


Now come on, it's gonna be a lot more than that.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:28 am to
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:29 am to
quote:

I like that some guys picture of his 37 inch Samsung and tb stand below is now the go to image of all LSU posters.

It fits.


I like how every other college in Florida has bigger nuts than UF.

It fits.
This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 9:30 am
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:29 am to
Depends. Are they "spotting" or is this one of those "heavy flow" times?











Seems "heavy flow" to me. 2 pons and an adult "oops I crapped my pants" diaper.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
1946 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:30 am to
Fewer than the Tigers need to cancel their game against South Alabama in order to play an SEC game.
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:31 am to
The truth is that Florida would rather not play than risk losing in Tiger Stadium.
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:31 am to
LSU can play the game at U. Florida on Nov. 19th if they're not scared. Everyone knows this.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:31 am to
not sure, but I hope Georgia has some in stock. There isn't a tampon left on the shelf in the State of Louisiana.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11427 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:33 am to
The point is, we are not USCe or another second tier SEC program. We do not have to move home games or do what LSU wants us to do. We are the University of Florida and other than Alabama, we have more influence on the SEC than any other program. Live with it. We will play the game in Gainesville if LSU is able to schedule it or it won't get played.

So how many tampons do you need?
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:34 am to
LSU fan on the SECr trivializing a hurricane. I dont see any reason why this would be a problem here.



Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

LSU can play the game at U. Florida on Nov. 19th if they're not scared. Everyone knows this.


So LSU should lose a home game, pay South Alabama $500k, lose over a million dollars in revenue and play Ark, Florida and A&M in consecutive weeks on the road to end their schedule all because Florida doesn't want to be inconvenienced?

Is there a point where Florida gets embarrassed for being such douches?

This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 9:38 am
Posted by sardog12
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
1173 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

The truth is that Florida would rather not play than risk losing to LSU anywhere.


FIFY
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:38 am to
quote:

FIFY


Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52632 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:41 am to
Ugh, this is so cringe-worthy.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27339 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:51 am to



I am personally going to send a case to Jim McElwain....he had a particularly heavy flow.

Foley....I'm not sure a case would be enough
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27339 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Live with it. We will play the game in Gainesville if LSU is able to schedule it or it won't get played.


OK douche drinker, then play Sunday afternoon at the swamp...with your nonexistent offense. Need more time? How about Monday night....this storm has not impacted Florida to the extent that people thought it would.

I know an inch or two of rain is something you guys are not used to, that's OK, we'll show you how to play on a relatively dry field
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