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How does Bert keep getting fatter?

Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:46 pm
Posted by rolltide32
Fort Payne, AL
Member since Nov 2013
6514 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:46 pm
Holy shite
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:46 pm to
Eating
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:47 pm to
He's pushing 4 bills.
Posted by Sneakerhead42
North Pole, Alaska
Member since Dec 2014
2164 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:47 pm to
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED BERT
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
17815 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by OldSchoolHorn
Aspen CO
Member since Nov 2014
3999 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:48 pm to
Dude, uncool... he's f'ing pregnant you insensitive b*st*rd.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17273 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:52 pm to
Better stay away from those wafer-thin mints, tho.

Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33292 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:53 pm to
He's like 6'6". Gotta be over 400 now
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:53 pm to
He is pregnant you POS
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Bert is getting fatter


Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:06 pm to
Jen says he's just big boned
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:16 pm to
If he's 6'6 he is absolutely over 400
Posted by Dave1999
Member since Apr 2016
289 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:30 pm to
I'd put my money on biscuits and corn bread.
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:31 pm to
S**t is not holy and his name is Bret.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:32 pm to
If he gets much bigger he'll need a new tailor,

Omar the tent maker.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19041 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:32 pm to
Have some sensitivity... he's expecting.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259874 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:35 pm to
He's pregnant, didn't you hear?
Posted by LSU40
Vicksburge, MS
Member since Oct 2007
2253 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Have some sensitivity... he's expecting



Looks like he ate his wife and unborn child....geez.
What is he expecting, a 6-5 295lb child?
Posted by lestertheghost
Member since Mar 2016
436 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 5:38 pm to
question is

did bert have sex w princess leah?
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