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re: How did Bert get so fat?

Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:52 am to
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:52 am to
Where have you eaten in Fayetteville, and where else have you lived an as adult? I feel like most places have decent restaurants if you're willing to look for them.
Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2059 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:54 am to
The "local cuisine" here sucks compared to a lot of the South,meaning no good seafood, very little good BBQ, not much of a local agricultural history, little historical influence from other countries, etc. Food wise it is very much a midwestern city, it has improved by leaps and bounds lately though but it will never have the "food history" most SEC owns have.

That having been said, Wisconsin has fried cheese curd and we only have a couple buffets and maybe two Golden Corrals (one in Springdale, maybe one in Benton county??). Most of our buffets are Chinese food for what that's worth.
Posted by Buster Womb
BFE
Member since Aug 2010
1197 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:37 am to
He got fat off Hugh Freeze and Les Miles
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5041 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:17 am to
quote:

I really like Fayetteville. But the food around here is pretty shitty compared to anywhere I've lived as an adult.


Nah, I agree. I lived in Fayetteville for 5 years and once I got to Madison I was just blown away by the food scene. There were some solid places to eat in Fayetteville but most places were 'meh'.

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Most of our buffets are Chinese food for what that's worth.


I have not talked to a single native up here that's ever seen a KFC with a buffet. Blows their minds. It's not necessarily that there's a lot of buffet only places...just a lot of places that offer a buffet in addition.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 8:19 am
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:04 pm to
Apparently I'm not a very picky restaurant goer.
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:13 pm to
Flapjack's Breakfast Buffet in Springdale is fantastic for getting your will to live back before rolling into class.
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:16 pm to
Pretty sure I've single-handedly put at least one of the Pavilion Chinese Buffet owner's children through college.
Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2059 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:55 pm to
I didn't know KFC here offered a buffet, never been in it. I think there are only two in Fayetteville though. I get your point though.

That having been said, Wisconsin isn't Washington or Oregon either. Madison is a pure college town so it's hidden, but there are some fat arse people in that state too...
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:10 pm to
Rich, hot wife, more money than he can spend, will be dead by 50.... Nutrionists on staff who can prepare him literally anything. Why not eat healthy so he can live a long life and enjoys the fruits of his labor? Crazy that he doesn't give a shite about his health.
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 10:55 pm to
Most fat guys live to be at least 60-65, so he's got a good shot of, at the very least, seeing his current newborn graduate high school.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49082 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 11:48 pm to
He ate Mini Me...Get in my belly!!!!!
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4868 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:13 am to
He really shouldn't be so fat, even if he cant exercise. He has plenty of money to hire a chef to make him good healthy food and like you said he has access to nutritionist. He probably drinks way to much, but just eating healthy would do wonders for him. I guess he just really doesn't care about his health at all.

It's always struck me weird that he demands strength, physicality, and discipline from his players, but doesn't have the discipline to apply it to himself.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:58 am to
Stress?

If you were the AR HC you would be stress eating all the time too.
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