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re: How did Bert get so fat?
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
There are numerous explanations.
Excessive alcohol consumption:
Drugs and/or emotional instability:
Or possibly neutering:
Excessive alcohol consumption:
Drugs and/or emotional instability:
Or possibly neutering:
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Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:47 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
He is a buffett magnet
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:50 pm to rantfan
He needs testosterone injections, high intensity training, and for his wife to cut off the sex until he removes the extra person he's hauling around inside himself.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:53 pm to StatisticsMoron
He likes to eat would be my guess. Beats practicing.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:55 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Some people are just fat...even in his trim Days he had to be about 280
Why don’t you ask your family members...I’m sure you got a few
Why don’t you ask your family members...I’m sure you got a few
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:55 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Well Harambe, when mommy and daddy love eachother..................
Posted on 10/4/17 at 3:40 pm to piggilicious
Speaking from experience I am guessing pig
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:17 pm to pbro62
What do you think Bert really weighs? He is 6'5, isn't he?
I'm guessing 330.
High or low?
I'm guessing 330.
High or low?
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:39 pm to FearlessFreep
Honestly, Lane's weight gain looks to be like hitting 40 + alcohol consumption.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:18 pm to VagueMessage
Real answer is this
He tore his ACL in college and trainer gave him 2 options
1. Surgery and replace but miss the season
2. Learn how to play without it and remain a starter
He chose 2 so doesn't have 1 acl.
He tore his ACL in college and trainer gave him 2 options
1. Surgery and replace but miss the season
2. Learn how to play without it and remain a starter
He chose 2 so doesn't have 1 acl.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:38 pm to admiralduckwad
Better get a bucket?
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:47 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Look how red his face is in the recent pic. Guy ain't healthy...heart attack waiting to happen
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:48 pm to Cheese Grits
Bert likes to drink a lot.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Skip a meal every day and eat out his wife (I will if he wont) problem solved.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:54 pm to HogX
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They don't really have buffets up here.
This might be true, but I've had a creampuff at the Wisconsin state fair. That takes a backseat to nothing.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:24 pm to admiralduckwad
Are we talking about Lane or Bert, here? I know that was the case for Bert, but I was talking about Kiffin in my post you quoted.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:31 pm to VagueMessage
Used to work with a bunch of people from Madison. Said the guy would just camp out at the bar for 5-6 hours on weekdays.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:35 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
He got married and let himself go.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:45 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Honestly, his knees are fricked up from playing football.
I used to cycle 20+ miles a day and ran a few times a week until I tore my meniscus hiking.
Now it's hard to exercise because it feels like I'm shredding the cartilage in my knee. Pretty depressing because I loved cycling, running, and hiking.
I don't know for certain why he's gained weight but I know from experience that having messed up knees limits your cardio exercise options.
I used to cycle 20+ miles a day and ran a few times a week until I tore my meniscus hiking.
Now it's hard to exercise because it feels like I'm shredding the cartilage in my knee. Pretty depressing because I loved cycling, running, and hiking.
I don't know for certain why he's gained weight but I know from experience that having messed up knees limits your cardio exercise options.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 1:05 am to HogX
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They don't really have buffets up here. Like the previous poster, I blame the abundance of Golden Corrals in the south. Dude probably sits with a straw in the chocolate fountain for minutes on end.
I really like Fayetteville. But the food around here is pretty shitty compared to anywhere I've lived as an adult.
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