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How can you not like malzahn?

Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:02 pm
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:02 pm
Just watched his pc, really think he's a great coach
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:03 pm to
Some hogs will be here shortly to tell you why

Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:05 pm to
Wondering if Texas/Oklahoma comes calling before too long. Stoops letting the game pass him by and Strong isn't the answer
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:05 pm to
Because he blew out your HS and ruined your senior homecoming
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46385 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:05 pm to
This is how



Under Armoud Turle Neck and Auburn sweatervest on obnoxious visor wearing nerd:



I mean, I dislike other coaches way, way more but Gus is kind of annoying. I'm sure he's a good guy and I know he's a good coach, though.

Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:06 pm to
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How can you not like malzahn?


Simple...give a shite about highschool football and be from arkansas.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:07 pm to
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Because he blew out your HS and ruined your senior homecoming


my hs didn't even have football so...

his voice, his sweater vests, his fakeness, his underbite, the glasses, the pics on the sideline, the way he used his players to get a gig and then dumped them like hot potatoes, etc.

Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:09 pm to
Because he fakes his accent
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:09 pm to
Wait people are mad that he moved up to college? That's silly.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:09 pm to
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Many hogs will be here shortly to tell you why

FIFY
Posted by SmithsAuFan
San Diego, CA
Member since Jul 2013
1657 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:10 pm to
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Wondering if Texas/Oklahoma comes calling before too long. Stoops letting the game pass him by and Strong isn't the answer


I bet Texas was calling before they called up Strong. Gus likely sent it to voicemail.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33272 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:11 pm to
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Wait people are mad that he moved up to college? That's silly.



Don't worry, they'll fully explain
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:11 pm to
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my hs didn't even have football so...


What kind of terrible high school did you go to?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:12 pm to
a small private one.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37559 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:13 pm to
He just evoked "tGrind."

State fans not gonna be happy.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30161 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:13 pm to
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his voice, his sweater vests, his fakeness, his underbite, the glasses, the pics on the sideline, the way he used his players to get a gig and then dumped them like hot potatoes, etc.
He advanced his career, why blame him for that? If you have a problem with it then blame Houston Nutt......he's the man who hired Gus just to get those recruits.

Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25056 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:15 pm to
I think his wife is a bit peculiar. I'd imagine you could hold her against him. That's just off the top of my head.

The next most obvious way to not like him is to reside in the state of Arkansas. For some reason, that's like automatic. I think I heard somewhere that Malzahn has never won a bowl at Auburn. Maybe some arkansas folks can confirm that.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:16 pm to
they jelly of his dance moves

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:16 pm to
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If you have a problem with it then blame Houston Nutt..


i blame them both.

i will always blame them both.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:18 pm to
I don't think Gus' resume was strong enough at that point for texas to call. I have no idea though
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