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How are Old Ms. and aTm able to beat Bama at football?

Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:55 pm
Posted by cajunbama
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:55 pm
But LSU can't? Better coaching than LSU it seems to me.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:58 pm to
But how come A&M can't beat LSU tho?


And how come Ole Miss so fat, poor, stupid and racist tho?


This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 8:02 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 7:58 pm to
It's easier to take the LSUs of the world more seriously than programs like Ole Miss and Texas A&M.

Posted by cajunbama
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:00 pm to
And Tenner should be added to the OP with their dried up milkless teets.
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:01 pm to
Our teets are fricking glorious sir, GLORIOUS
Posted by cajunbama
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:04 pm to
No sir. Dried up with a touch of dust. Small nipples. Deformed areolas. One smaller than the other small one with hair all over it. That is a UTk boobie.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:12 pm to
No sir, glorious. Ample but not oversized, symmetrical, firm, with soft pink areolas with tiny bumps that in Braille translate to "Lick here".
Posted by Mattwells90
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:15 pm to
Even though this is a straight up troll, I'll answer.


Quarterbacks. A&M had success with Johnny Football against the tide and Kelly/Wallace played very well against them. Notice A&M hasnt done too well since #2 went to the league. That and their schemes are better suited to attack Bama.
Posted by BlackCloud
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:16 pm to
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But LSU can't?

I'll have to assume you jumped on the bama bandwagon in 2012 if you think LSU "can't" beat bama.

LSU had a five game winning streak from 2003-2007 and went 9-3 from 2000-2011.

Since LSU sent that old drunk, wife-beater into retirement in 1982, LSU was 15-15 up until the mulligump game in 2012 where you apparently decided to start paying attention to the LSU/bama series.

When little Nicholas leaves the Crimson Tards you will return to being East Mississippi St. at Tuscaloser.
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:20 pm to
You must have jumped on the LSU bandwagon in 1996.
Posted by REBSontheRISE
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:20 pm to
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It's easier to take the LSUs of the world more seriously than programs like Ole Miss


you've beaten one of those 6 straight times, and you will have lost to the other one 3 straight times this coming September...makes sense to me, lawd I must confess.
Posted by AlabamaAlum07
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:22 pm to
Well Freeze is a better HC than Miles.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

you've beaten one of those 6 straight times, and you will have lost to the other one 3 straight times this coming September...makes sense to me, lawd I must confess.



You have fewer football wins against Bama than Bama has National Championships. Not claimed championships, actual championships.

Posted by Bama3714
Alabama
Member since Feb 2015
5117 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:32 pm to
Probably true. We have very little football history to speak of outside of the Saban era. What we're currently witnessing is the anomaly, not 1997-2007.


BlackCloud has taken this 5 game losing streak really REALLY badly. He mad.
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 8:38 pm to
I don't think you've paid close attention, or have much knowledge, of the Alabama LSU- series.

But since you believe in arbitrary statistics, I'll let you keep dreaming.
Posted by FeedMoncrief
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss so fat, poor, stupid and racist tho?



That really is all you have isn't it? Fat, poor, stupid, and racist

And by the way, I'm still not rustled. I'm none of those things.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:08 pm to
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That really is all you have isn't it? Fat, poor, stupid, and racist





Not even close. Have you not seen "The List"?
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40363 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:15 pm to
LSU will never beat Bama running I form up the middle.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64930 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

you've beaten one of those 6 straight times, and you will have lost to the other one 3 straight times this coming September...makes sense to me, lawd I must confess.



Congrats.

We could lose to Ole Miss every year for the next hundred years if it meant winning a national championship 2-3 months later.

Those losses are made insignificant as we won the SEC and made the playoffs after each of them.

This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 9:21 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:21 pm to
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BlackCloud



So what you are saying is lsu can't beat Saban?


Yikes. Y'all better pray for an early retirement.
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