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re: Honestly, I don't believe Alabama cheats at football. They're a clean program
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:19 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:19 pm to BowlJackson
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when the rest of us weren't paying GOAT QBs that much money until a decade later.
Go on......
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Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:19 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:20 pm to LanierSpots
LanierSpots
Did you just admit you have gay sex?
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This thread gave me aids. The gay kind
Did you just admit you have gay sex?
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:34 pm to mizzoukills
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I believe the best high school athletes naturally want to play for the best coach of all time at the best program of all time.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Alabama has cemented themselves as the college football Sistine Chapel or Vatican City. Athletes want to go there. And future athletes will want to go there. Athletes will want to go there until the end of time.
Period.
RRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiight..
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Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:47 pm to mizzoukills
And you believe the economy is fair, Oswald acted alone, Cam didn't get any money, HRC is honest as the day long, can i sell u some beach front property in Arizona man?
Posted on 7/28/16 at 3:48 pm to secuniversity
You should really only rank football in this thread.
TAMU-4
Alabama -4 (staring down the barrel of the death penalty)
Auburn -4 (Reason - 78 and 79 are both major but were really one case, but could be 5)
Too lazy to look up the others... bottom line, judging by the number of major infractions cases does not tell the full story.
TAMU-4
Alabama -4 (staring down the barrel of the death penalty)
Auburn -4 (Reason - 78 and 79 are both major but were really one case, but could be 5)
Too lazy to look up the others... bottom line, judging by the number of major infractions cases does not tell the full story.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:16 pm to BowlJackson
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Newton didn't see any of the money and didn't lose his eligibility
Wrong. Newton did get declared ineligible by AU. The NCAA reinstated him. (like an hour later)
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:24 pm to ArabianKnight
quote:Remarkable timing by the NCAA, I can't remember them ever being that quick to respond.
Wrong. Newton did get declared ineligible by AU. The NCAA reinstated him. (like an hour later)
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:36 pm to ArabianKnight
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Wrong. Newton did get declared ineligible by AU. The NCAA reinstated him. (like an hour later)
It was a couple days. He was declared ineligible like the day after the Georgia game and reinstated like Tuesday or Wednesday IIRC
Sorry we're boy scouts and do everything by the letter of the book
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:49 pm to mizzoukills
I'm shocked at the number of downvotes the OP received. It was a well written bit of prose and very true.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:53 pm to BHMKyle
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Right.
*Handicapped men just like to spend time taking Alabama players on nice fishing trips while picking up the tab.
*High profile Bama players pay their own way on cruise ships yet get called home upon social media discovering they are there.
*Bama players love to hang out with random old guys at their suit stores in the mall and expect nothing in return.
*Bama players all love to drive all the way to Mobile to get custom rims and pose for photos without any special deal.
*Trent Richardson's mom was able to buy her son a brand new Tahoe with her pay check from KFC.
*And all those invoices from "Sticks 'n Stuff" for Bama players' furniture were just some big mistake
Bama has never broken a rule. Never. It all just falls into place for them on its own. And by chance, somehow when they get to bama it becomes #StruggleOverWit for them and their families.
Love this post! Makes meh happy! So giddy...
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:54 pm to mizzoukills
Dammit killz, now these guys have no excuses for sucking against Bama.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:56 pm to BowlJackson
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Albert Means, and my bad it was 1999
LULZ. That's QB money. They got him for half that. Nobody pays full retail.
I bet car dealers love you.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 4:59 pm to allin2010
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staring down the barrel
So AL.com-esque
Couldn't resist the bait, never could.
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:09 pm to Sid E Walker
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I'm shocked at the number of downvotes the OP received. It was a well written bit of prose and very true.
I'm the Ernest Hemingway of SEC Rant posters.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:21 pm to mizzoukills
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I'm the Ernest Hemingway of SEC Rant posters.
You certainly are. The man loved nothing more than baiting a hook.
And cabana boys. He was very fond of cabana boys.
Top notch post as always, kills.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:25 pm to BHMKyle
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BHMKyle
Wild exaggeration actually weakens your point, Kyle.
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:27 pm to mizzoukills
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I'm the Ernest Hemingway of SEC Rant posters.
But you're sure as hell no mizzoukillz
Now that guy was great
Posted on 7/28/16 at 5:38 pm to setinways12
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I believe the best high school athletes naturally want to play for the best coach of all time at the best program of all time.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Alabama has cemented themselves as the college football Sistine Chapel or Vatican City. Athletes want to go there. And future athletes will want to go there. Athletes will want to go there until the end of time.
Period.
RRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiight..
LINK
"The report cited text messages and financial records of former Alabama defensive end Luther Davis and an unnamed NFL source who said Davis was a go-between for the players withNFL agents and financial advisers."
Now where in there does it say ANYTHING about Alabama paying ANY player?
I believe the best high school athletes naturally want to play for the best coach of all time at the best program of all time.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Alabama has cemented themselves as the college football Sistine Chapel or Vatican City. Athletes want to go there. And future athletes will want to go there. Athletes will want to go there until the end of time.
Period.
RRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiight..
LINK
"The report cited text messages and financial records of former Alabama defensive end Luther Davis and an unnamed NFL source who said Davis was a go-between for the players withNFL agents and financial advisers."
Now where in there does it say ANYTHING about Alabama paying ANY player?
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