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re: Hogs open as 6.5 point favorite over Auburn

Posted on 6/28/15 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Didn't Bert get stuck in the elevator during halftime of last year's game? At least I think that was their excuse.


The most pathetic excuse for a loss I've ever heard in my life and it's not even close.

our coach is too fat to walk down stairs and got stuck in an elevator for 5 minutes and had to shorten his halftime speech so it was less inspiring and caused us to lose

The best part is that Arkansas fans on Internet message boards are the only people to ever mention issues with the elevators in JHS
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:03 pm to
You're all wrong- Bert wasn't in the elevator and here's an article from your ilk.
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 1:04 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:10 pm to
According to the Arkansas-Democrat Gazette, huh?



Clearly they're just being nice and that's the real reason Arkansas didn't score a point in the second half
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:45 pm to
None of the coaches argued it changed the outcome in any manner.

Also, the last time I checked the Ardemgaz wasn't a message board.

Just admit you're wrong as heated pasta and move on with your life.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:54 pm to
How can I be wrong as heated pasta when heated pasta is oh so right?
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:56 pm to
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Wonder if Vegas factors in on the field performance in coming up with their opening point spreads?


quote:

Doubt it. Auburn would be favored by 30 if they did.


I don't know, I don't think the win against Samford was that impressive.

And typically defenses that give up 41 points per game aren't really considered to be that good...


you know.... at defense.

Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
2671 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 1:57 pm to
Bert should know to check the load limit on things like elevators.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28261 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 2:23 pm to
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I don't know, I don't think the win against Samford was that impressive.

And typically defenses that give up 41 points per game aren't really considered to be that good...


you know.... at defense.


as bad as it was, Auburn had more SEC wins last year than Arky has had in a few years. Ponder that.
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:08 pm to
and as bad as Bert is he still has more bowl wins as an SEC head coach than Gus does.

So does Sly Croom.

Ponder that,
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:11 pm to
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None of the coaches argued it changed the outcome in any manner.

Also, the last time I checked the Ardemgaz wasn't a message board.

Just admit you're wrong as heated pasta and move on with your life.

And yet so many of y'all welched on the bet.
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:11 pm to
so many eh? you sure?
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28261 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 6:06 pm to
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and as bad as Bert is he still has more bowl wins as an SEC head coach than Gus does.


maybe one of these years Gus will have the opportunity to play a 6-6 team in the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl.

ETA Gus has only had the opportunity to play the best team in the nation and the B1G runner-up in bowl games so far.
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 6:08 pm
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18946 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 6:45 pm to
Maybe gus will bounce back a little after this year,unless y'all fire him like Chizik.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 6:53 pm to
a B1G runner up that lost to Northwestern and got smashed by 60 in their conference championship game.

congrats on your participation ribbon though
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 6:54 pm
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30079 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 7:00 pm to
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congrats on your participation ribbon though

Is that what they call SEC championships these days?
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 7:17 pm to
Chiz was a really good recruiter no question
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:01 pm to
Line is now down to 1.5. I expect Auburn to be favored in a few more days
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:15 pm to
lol its not hard hard to win a bowl game when your team sucks and gets a 6-6 team without an NFL prospect on the roster.

Let Bert and the piggies play FSU or MGIII led badgers and see how they would fare. Yall would have lost to just FSU by about 50 as Jameis treated you like a drunk white girl
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8596 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

lol its not hard hard to win a bowl game when your team sucks and gets a 6-6 team without an NFL prospect on the roster.

Let Bert and the piggies play FSU or MGIII led badgers and see how they would fare. Yall would have lost to just FSU by about 50 as Jameis treated you like a drunk white girl


Well, Bielema built that Badger team, so he'd probably fare pretty well against them. The worst he could do is to lose to them and then we'd be just like Auburn.
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4177 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

quote: lol its not hard hard to win a bowl game when your team sucks and gets a 6-6 team without an NFL prospect on the roster. Let Bert and the piggies play FSU or MGIII led badgers and see how they would fare. Yall would have lost to just FSU by about 50 as Jameis treated you like a drunk white girl Well, Bielema built that Badger team, so he'd probably fare pretty well against them. The worst he could do is to lose to them and then we'd be just like Auburn.


But you lost to Auburn.
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