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Hi, I'm Barry Odom
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:09 pm
I'm Head Coach of the Missouri Tigers of the Southeastern Conference. I'm a man's man with a jaw chiseled from pure granite that is nearly as strong as my resolve. More than a man, slightly less than a God I was born aside a volcano on the 3rd day of the 3rd month. My mother, a world class athlete and renowned mathematician, laid one night with a mysterious man whom had descended upon this earth to place his seed. Born with the strength of 10 men, unmatched wit, character and cunning I was player/coach for the 12 yr old peewee team at age 5. Feared by most and respected by all I steadily rose to the perch I now sit. Dominating and demoralizing all comers along the way, I'm now here to fulfill my destiny and place Mizzou Football on the top of the CFB mountain.
Hi, I'm Barry Odom. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
Hi, I'm Barry Odom. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
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Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:09 pm to JesusQuintana
Mizzou just continues its tumble through the depths of irrelevancy
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:10 pm to JesusQuintana
Nice to meet you
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:11 pm to JesusQuintana
If this took you more than five minutes you are correct to hate yourself.
Under five and it's brilliant. Stones > Beatles
Under five and it's brilliant. Stones > Beatles
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:12 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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Mizzou just continues its tumble through the depths of irrelevancy
They've won a Divison more recent than LSU, what's that say about LSU?
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:12 pm to JesusQuintana
Wow, I posted one three letter word and it provoked a response thread 
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:15 pm to rockytop627
Lol, you've just provided Mizzou fans with their catch phrase for seasons to come.
As soon as BO assumes Minotaur form and tramples his way to the top of tEast, tRant will runneth over with "Who is Barry Odom" memes.
As soon as BO assumes Minotaur form and tramples his way to the top of tEast, tRant will runneth over with "Who is Barry Odom" memes.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:22 pm to momentoftruth87
How long has Arkansas been in the West? Bow to your Mizzou over lords, peasant.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:28 pm to JesusQuintana
Who?never hear of you .
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:29 pm to tjv305
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Who?never hear of you .
Try English. This is America. Love it or leave it, pal
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:30 pm to JesusQuintana
Do I need to pass out these again?
Posted on 7/7/16 at 7:52 pm to JesusQuintana
frick you Barry.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:04 pm to cardboardboxer
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Stones > Beatles
You shut your whore mouth!!!!
The Stones are cool and all, but never >Beatles!!!
I'll allow Keith Richards > Ringo Star FWIW, but John Lennon and Paul McCartney were the tits.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:05 pm to JesusQuintana
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Hi, I'm Barry Odom. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
Guess I am confused. You want me to guess your name but you just told me your name is Barry Odom
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:05 pm to momentoftruth87
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They've won a Divison
Not so sure that division deserves to be written with a capital "D"...
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:34 pm to Haughtonboy
Well, not in that sentence since it isn't a proper noun.
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:56 pm to JesusQuintana
And I'm a alcoholic
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:58 pm to JesusQuintana
M-I-Z?
Posted on 7/7/16 at 9:15 pm to MaroonNation
Z-O-U
Posted on 7/8/16 at 8:31 am to JesusQuintana
Mr. Odom is going to get very tired of spreading his cheeks week after week.
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