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Hey Hey Hey, it's meltdown time

Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:05 am
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:05 am
Feast upon the tears of week one losers

LINK

Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46300 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:06 am to
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:06 am to
I look forward to this every week.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95865 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:07 am to
Somehow I forgot all about this
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:13 am to


Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127363 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:17 am to
quote:

?RUDOCK THE RED NOSED QB, HAD SOME VERY UGLY THROWS. AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM, YOU WOULD EVEN SAY HE BLOWS.?

Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123586 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:18 am to
Nothing better than some CFB gifs
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10568 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:28 am to
My favorite:

quote:

Up side
Some part of Philly is going to burn tonight. It's a start.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:29 am to
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75835 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Fire Donovan. Fire Hand. Hire Donovan back, then fire him again. Hire the offensive line. Light Beaver Stadium on fire. Fire the offensive line. Sacrifice farm animals and Rutgers fans to bring BOB back. Put the statue back up and set it on fire. Salt the earth, unleash a plague of locusts, fill Beaver Stadium with beer and drown our sorrows in it.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Fire Donovan. Fire Hand. Hire Donovan back, then fire him again. Hire the offensive line. Light Beaver Stadium on fire. Fire the offensive line. Sacrifice farm animals and Rutgers fans to bring BOB back. Put the statue back up and set it on fire. Salt the earth, unleash a plague of locusts, fill Beaver Stadium with beer and drown our sorrows in it.
quote:

This offense is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.



Holy shite, rushed 2 and got a sack
Posted by Baldric
Member since Oct 2013
30 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:44 am to
A dude in my neighborhood flies a combination Texas-Penn State flag. Can you imagine the meltdown in that house?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:48 am to
My favorite...

quote:

Bring in Gary Ridgeway. Dress up some players and coaches as hookers, draw a river and turn him loose.


I'm pretty sure this will go over 95% of the board's heads.
Posted by Baldric
Member since Oct 2013
30 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 8:52 am to
To be fair, he did his damage in Washington State.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2072 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:01 am to
The lollipop one was gold.

Never change, ShaggyBevo.
This post was edited on 9/8/15 at 9:02 am
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
1559 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:07 am to
lulz...

quote:

Why not just call time out, walk over to the Notre Dame coach and say, listen. You are going to pump frick us no end. Let's make a deal, my offense will just kneel the ball every snap if you don't make me look like a total fricktard. I will have Shawn Watson suck your cock at the end of the game
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:09 am to
quote:

To be fair, he did his damage in Washington State.


That, and how long ago it was. I'm 32, but I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few my age that's heard of Ridgeway.
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5144 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Team physician needs to be a colorectal surgeon to sew up all the busted asses
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30837 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:20 am to
Holy crap that ASU fan...

I've been pissed after a loss, but I cannot remember ever being that angry for that long. Holy crapspackle.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2072 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Fire Donovan. Fire Hand. Hire Donovan back, then fire him again. Hire the offensive line. Light Beaver Stadium on fire. Fire the offensive line. Sacrifice farm animals and Rutgers fans to bring BOB back. Put the statue back up and set it on fire. Salt the earth, unleash a plague of locusts, fill Beaver Stadium with beer and drown our sorrows in it.


Poor bastard.
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