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Here I come, Hawgs!!
Posted on 11/4/16 at 5:11 am
Posted on 11/4/16 at 5:11 am
My jort wearing, slicked back hair, and douchebag self is on the way to Fayetteville. My yellow toothed coach and his band of murderers are coming for you as well!
I expect much food and fat people in Arkansas as your coach clearly picked the state for its abundance of it, with a little bit of bango playing in the background straight out of Deliverance.
But in all honesty, good luck guys, I can't wait for this rare occurrence to come to Fayetteville.
I expect much food and fat people in Arkansas as your coach clearly picked the state for its abundance of it, with a little bit of bango playing in the background straight out of Deliverance.
But in all honesty, good luck guys, I can't wait for this rare occurrence to come to Fayetteville.
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Posted on 11/4/16 at 5:32 am to ForeverGator
Heading out this afternoon....looking forward to the trip.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 5:36 am to ForeverGator
Safe travels, enjoy the beautiful views, and frick you
Posted on 11/4/16 at 6:06 am to ForeverGator
If you here someone talking about "bango", don't follow them...almost certainly an Oklahomite that will take you to a bingo game just over the border.
If you here an banjo playing on the other hand, it is either a hipster or you made a wrong turn and ended up 100+ miles east of Fayetteville...
If you here an banjo playing on the other hand, it is either a hipster or you made a wrong turn and ended up 100+ miles east of Fayetteville...
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:25 am to ForeverGator
Godspeed, you glorious bastard
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:34 am to ForeverGator
I can't believe you're spending the money or the time to come to Fayettechill to watch your team lose
Enjoy NWA
Enjoy NWA
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:46 am to ForeverGator
Enjoy your time up here and remember, despite what the locals may tell you, do not go to the Bottom's Up strip club unless you have had all your shots.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 9:37 am to ForeverGator
Deliverance happened in Georgia you big dummy. If you wanna hear banjos you don't need to come nearly this far. If you wanna see fat people, well... come on over.
Safe travels to all you Floridians.
Safe travels to all you Floridians.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 10:01 am to ForeverGator
"Bango" is what the Injuns play in every damned border town "Caseenuh".
You might find some banjo music in Fayetteville, but it will be hipster-related, unless it's at Rogers Rec...well, nevermind, the hipsters have taken that over as well. I hear they ain't even got pickled pigs feet there no more.
Check back in after your trip and tell us what you did.
You might find some banjo music in Fayetteville, but it will be hipster-related, unless it's at Rogers Rec...well, nevermind, the hipsters have taken that over as well. I hear they ain't even got pickled pigs feet there no more.
Check back in after your trip and tell us what you did.
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