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Have you ever wanted a "perfect evening" of SEC College Football?

Posted on 5/3/17 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 5:46 pm
2016 Auburn vs. Arkansas was jaw-droppingly spectacular.

I loved seeing those "add-ons" (University of Arkansas) from 1992, being crushed under the avalanche of the Mountain that is the "BIG-6" of the SEC. The "Big-6" is basically Mt. Everest.

Climb at your own risk. But be prepared to fall back down time and time again.

See: 56-3. Auburn vs. Arkansas. 2016.

LINK

Don't mess with the "Big-6."

You will regret it.

Just take your place in this conference, "LITTLE 8" and let the big boys do their job.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 5:49 pm to
You know, you would have saved a lot of time and effort if you had just started this post with "I have an abnormally small penis".

Its OK. We get it. Yes, you have a lofty 3 game advantage in our overall series record. Truly the stuff of legend.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71126 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21855 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 5:57 pm to
How little bro of you
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:00 pm to
Gus touched you that day, didn't he.

He touched you in your "special place"...

You would take Gus back in a heartbeat, wouldn't you (University of Arkansas fans)?

He has Western Division Championships, SEC Championships...National Championship appearances, a Sugar Bowl appearance and is killing it in recruiting year after year with top-10 classes over and over.

All at Auburn.

What has Arkansas done with your glorious master from the University of Wisconsin during that time-frame?

Auburn thanks your State for your outstanding coaches and players!

We couldn't have done it without them!

-Kisses.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:05 pm to
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He has Western Division Championships, SEC Championships...National Championship appearances, a Sugar Bowl appearance and is killing it in recruiting year after year with top-10 classes over and over.

All at Auburn.


Didn't Chizik do the same thing? Except he didn't choke in the NCG.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:07 pm to
But, but, but we paid 200,000 for Chizik's natty.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:08 pm to
A small penis would be losing to another SEC team 56-3.

Your program took years off of your athletic life after that fiasco.

The University of Arkansas "IS" the "small penis" of the SEC. They are a beta program.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:08 pm to
The arse kicking was nice to watch, but it was against Arkansas. If it's not against other big 6 members, it's not worth celebrating in my opinion.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:08 pm to
Or more
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Didn't Chizik do the same thing? Except he didn't choke in the NCG.


Oh they don't dare utter the holy name of Chizik. Much as Harry Potter was known as the Boy That Lived Chizik is known as the Coach That Did Not Frick The Dog.

Chizik can only be mentioned on the highest and holiest of days for Auburn, and then only in hushed words. You should apologize for bringing his sacred name up in conversation.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:12 pm to
I've seen 180,000 to 200,000, the world may never know. I've heard Milton McGregor had Cam pull on a certain slot machine and it magically paid him said amounts.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:13 pm to
You make this sound like it was your super bowl.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:14 pm to
Chizik has a SEC and National Championship Ring for Auburn, though.

What does Bielema have for Arkansas...at all?

You guys could do better, but you seem like a stale and boring program at the moment.

Oh well, better for the rest of the SEC.

Have fun with that.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

The University of Arkansas "IS" the "small penis" of the SEC. They are a beta program.




You... you seem... awfully fascinated with our penises...

You are one of those Auburn fans aren't you?

Ew... well its a new century, your depraved sexual fantasies about our coach are completely legitimate. While unwholesome you fly that freak flag proudly boy.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

You make this sound like it was your super bowl.



I usually roll my eyes whenever someone says 'so and so is/was your super bowl' but in this case the OP really does make it out that way. Really strange OP.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

2016 Auburn vs. Arkansas


Gus's last symphony. He's played out.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:29 pm to
Tennessee has literally been no one's Super Bowl since 1997.

...20 years.

Prof, you seem like a great poster, but this is between Arkansas and their trash program and Auburn (Big-6) right now.

Their fans always talk shite against Auburn and they need to learn their place.
Posted by Spock_4_AU
Lake Martin & Vulcan
Member since Nov 2016
362 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:38 pm to
It wasn't only Chizik though.

He was a "SUPERIOR" and AWARD-WINNING" coach that year, but Cam Newton helped us at times.

Chizik was just that type of "savior" in a moment of need.

Cam had really nothing to do with it, if you truly recall things.

Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4538 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 6:47 pm to

quote:

I loved seeing those "add-ons" (University of Arkansas) from 1992, being crushed under the avalanche of the Mountain that is the "BIG-6" of the SEC. The "Big-6" is basically Mt. Everest


I hate having to stick up for the Hogs, but it is what it is. I remember this time an "add-on" went into Auburn in their inaugural SEC year and walked away with a 63-21 win. You are the weakest of the Big 6, really on the fringe.
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