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Has Fournephobia been eradicated from tSECRANT?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm
Fournephobia is an irrational fear of acknowledging the immense talents of the Louisimanimal known to CFB fans as the honorable Leonard Fournette.
Non-LSU fans here started to show symptoms of this phobia almost immediately after he announced that he would play CFB at LSU. Many claimed that he would never live-up to the hype that was thrust upon him by LSU fans. Before he ever took a snap at LSU, I estimate that nearly 90% of the non-LSU fans here were suspect and were obviously suffering with this mental disorder.
The intensity of the the symptoms associated with this phobia only seemed to increase when LF started out slowly his freshman season. LSU fans assured those who would listen (almost nobody) that he would eventually live-up to the hype.
Fast forward to the present and and it amazes me to see tRant almost fully recovered from this phenomenon known as Fournephobia.
I would like to give those who were afflicted with this horrible mental disorder an opportunity to share with us the healing process involved with beating such a nasty foe. From what I understand, the two most common treatments for any phobia are avoidance of and/or exposure to (gradually) your fear. The best method, I believe, is to openly accept and embrace the uniquely talented and gifted young man. One day you will be able to tell your grandkids that you were not suspect and were a big fan of one of the most talented RB's to ever play in the SEC.
Non-LSU fans here started to show symptoms of this phobia almost immediately after he announced that he would play CFB at LSU. Many claimed that he would never live-up to the hype that was thrust upon him by LSU fans. Before he ever took a snap at LSU, I estimate that nearly 90% of the non-LSU fans here were suspect and were obviously suffering with this mental disorder.
The intensity of the the symptoms associated with this phobia only seemed to increase when LF started out slowly his freshman season. LSU fans assured those who would listen (almost nobody) that he would eventually live-up to the hype.
Fast forward to the present and and it amazes me to see tRant almost fully recovered from this phenomenon known as Fournephobia.
I would like to give those who were afflicted with this horrible mental disorder an opportunity to share with us the healing process involved with beating such a nasty foe. From what I understand, the two most common treatments for any phobia are avoidance of and/or exposure to (gradually) your fear. The best method, I believe, is to openly accept and embrace the uniquely talented and gifted young man. One day you will be able to tell your grandkids that you were not suspect and were a big fan of one of the most talented RB's to ever play in the SEC.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm to BlackCloud
Are LSU fans this insecure...?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to tissle
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Are LSU fans this insecure...?
Yes.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
Over/under 10% of ranters that read this?
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
go the frick back to the tiger rant
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
After making Chubb obsolete, I have no doubt that one demensional LSU will have the same fate
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
Fournephobia is nonexistent with the Arkansas fan base.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to tissle
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Are LSU fans this insecure...?
Do we need to call the gumps to put you in your place
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
I wonder who gave me a down vote.....
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to BlackCloud
Thankfully I also have Harrisphilia. As in, the love that Brandon Harris is your quarterback.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:55 pm to BlackCloud
Fournette has Reubaphobia.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:55 pm to Dawgsontop34
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Dawgsontop34
Thankfully I also have Harrisphilia. As in, the love that Brandon Harris is your quarterback.
UGA fans have never fully recovered form Tunsilitus.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:56 pm to WestCoastAg
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go the frick back to the tiger rant
please join him, since your only goal is to bait LSU fans
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