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Has Fournephobia been eradicated from tSECRANT?

Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm
Fournephobia is an irrational fear of acknowledging the immense talents of the Louisimanimal known to CFB fans as the honorable Leonard Fournette.

Non-LSU fans here started to show symptoms of this phobia almost immediately after he announced that he would play CFB at LSU. Many claimed that he would never live-up to the hype that was thrust upon him by LSU fans. Before he ever took a snap at LSU, I estimate that nearly 90% of the non-LSU fans here were suspect and were obviously suffering with this mental disorder.

The intensity of the the symptoms associated with this phobia only seemed to increase when LF started out slowly his freshman season. LSU fans assured those who would listen (almost nobody) that he would eventually live-up to the hype.

Fast forward to the present and and it amazes me to see tRant almost fully recovered from this phenomenon known as Fournephobia.

I would like to give those who were afflicted with this horrible mental disorder an opportunity to share with us the healing process involved with beating such a nasty foe. From what I understand, the two most common treatments for any phobia are avoidance of and/or exposure to (gradually) your fear. The best method, I believe, is to openly accept and embrace the uniquely talented and gifted young man. One day you will be able to tell your grandkids that you were not suspect and were a big fan of one of the most talented RB's to ever play in the SEC.

Posted by tissle
Member since Jul 2009
1953 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:51 pm to
Are LSU fans this insecure...?

Posted by TheCosbySweater
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
1743 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to
Dear god
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to
Dude shut the frick up
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11577 posts
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Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to
tl;dr
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Are LSU fans this insecure...?

Yes.
Posted by DeAndre_Way
Member since Jul 2015
865 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
Over/under 10% of ranters that read this?
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 8:54 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145035 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
go the frick back to the tiger rant
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4435 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
After making Chubb obsolete, I have no doubt that one demensional LSU will have the same fate
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
Fournephobia is nonexistent with the Arkansas fan base.
Posted by DeAndre_Way
Member since Jul 2015
865 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

Are LSU fans this insecure...?


Do we need to call the gumps to put you in your place
Posted by TheCosbySweater
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
1743 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
I wonder who gave me a down vote.....
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42446 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:53 pm to
Thankfully I also have Harrisphilia. As in, the love that Brandon Harris is your quarterback.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24076 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:54 pm to
That is painfully bad
Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:55 pm to
Fournette has Reubaphobia.



Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Dawgsontop34

Thankfully I also have Harrisphilia. As in, the love that Brandon Harris is your quarterback.


UGA fans have never fully recovered form Tunsilitus.
Posted by tLSUtiger93
Steele Town LOL
Member since Sep 2015
1186 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

go the frick back to the tiger rant



please join him, since your only goal is to bait LSU fans
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5144 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:57 pm to
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