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Happy Festivus SECR! tOfficial Airing of Grievances Thread

Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:25 pm
Vols - Your team is coached by a dyke that runs a stupid circle drill pregame. The players look like they hate it. They probably also hate the dyke's stupid chart. Your new Nike unies still look like shite. Nike can only do so much with shite. Nine in a row, bitches.

Other than that, Happy Festivus.

Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:26 pm to
You stole mine word for word.

Would've thrown bankrupt in there somewhere.
Posted by Ancient Rome
Rocky Top
Member since Oct 2014
1584 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:26 pm to
Volsessed.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:29 pm to
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Volsessed.

Consider yourself lucky that you were first. I could've done any of the other teams and I would've been _____________sessed.

Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Would've thrown bankrupt in there somewhere


And can't grow grass.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:30 pm to
So Bama fans, what is the longest winning streak you have over the Vols? Has Bama surpassed the current streak UF has over them?
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:31 pm to
NBamaAlum?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:31 pm to
11 was our longest.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6950 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:54 pm to
Welcome to yesterday.
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
13473 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 12:55 pm to
4th and 25 that's all
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:31 pm to
My grievance: Bama fans have surpassed UF fans as the most butthurt pussies regarding UT on this board.

Merry Christmas
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86428 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:43 pm to
Will you be celebrating Christmas on Saturday?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78206 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:54 pm to
Happy Festivus !

My grievance: The year started with a vapid Fournette versus Chubb debate. Stupid comments that dishonored both players as far as the eye could see. The year ended with a Fournette versus Henry debate with even stupider comments. And everybody kicked anybody who was down even if just for a second. LSU and Aggie got the worst, and were the worst, along with Razorback and hubris-tic Gump. A whole year of idiocy. No respect for anybody or the game at any point. No respect for Truth and no sense of fair play. And that be my gripe.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61076 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 1:58 pm to
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A whole year of idiocy. No respect for anybody or the game at any point. No respect for Truth and no sense of fair play.


Status quo for the SECr. A purging is needed.


Happy Festivus.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:12 pm to
damn that's crazy. I always imagined Shoney's Big Boy as a Bama fan.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37559 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:12 pm to
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Vols - Your team is coached by a dyke that runs a stupid circle drill pregame. The players look like they hate it. They probably also hate the dyke's stupid chart. Your new Nike unies still look like shite. Nike can only do so much with shite. Nine in a row, bitches.

Other than that, Happy Festivus.


You forgot bankrupt buttchuggers.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:54 pm to
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Lsupimp

That was a mighty fine grievance. Happy Festivus!
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:57 pm to
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You forgot bankrupt buttchuggers.


Damn, I hate it when people leave out important stuff...

... such as ... hillbilly, moonshine drunken, underage sister abusing (and overaged sister abusing), deliverance imitating, mangy flea-infested coondog owning, Davy Crockett want-a-bees that are too fat to run and too soft to fight.

To the unfortunate residents of that cesspool, have a merry ... whatever the Official Office of Diversity and Inclusion at the U. of Tennessee allows you to celebrate... as long as it isn't Christmas.

“Ensure your holiday party is not a Christmas party in disguise.”

Oh shoot... Merry Christmas Tennessee...
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