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Good Aggie Joke
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:13 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:13 am
Two aggie fans in Tyler, Texas wanted to go to Baton Rouge to see A&M take on the Tigers. But they didn't have a car or enough money for a bus ride and tickets to the game in Baton Rouge. So they went to a car rental place since they had stolen a credit card and hoped to use that to rent a car. The salesmen at the rental place rejected the card and felt sorry for the aggie fans so he didn't call the police.
He instead rented them a camel for ten bucks and told them the camel will drink any water lying around and he'll eat grass, brush, bushes, etc. so it was free fuel so to speak.
So the two aggies got on the camel and after three days made it to Baton Rouge. At the Northern Gates at Highland Rd they were at the stoplight. Next to them pulled up a car with four LSU coeds. One of them said, "hey look at the two assholes on the camel".
One of the aggies said, "did you just say look at the two assholes on the camel?" She replied "yes".
So the two aggies got off the camel and looked underneath the camel's tail at his hind legs and said to each other "I see only one a-hole on this camel"
He instead rented them a camel for ten bucks and told them the camel will drink any water lying around and he'll eat grass, brush, bushes, etc. so it was free fuel so to speak.
So the two aggies got on the camel and after three days made it to Baton Rouge. At the Northern Gates at Highland Rd they were at the stoplight. Next to them pulled up a car with four LSU coeds. One of them said, "hey look at the two assholes on the camel".
One of the aggies said, "did you just say look at the two assholes on the camel?" She replied "yes".
So the two aggies got off the camel and looked underneath the camel's tail at his hind legs and said to each other "I see only one a-hole on this camel"
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 10:19 am
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:15 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:16 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Oh goodness
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 10:28 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:17 am to Old Sarge
Can I have my 2 minutes back?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:17 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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Good Aggie Joke
"Good"
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:18 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Set up took too long 
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:19 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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since they had stolen a credit card
Why was this part even necessary? Just say they couldn't afford it.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:19 am to Syd
LSU fans are melting because they cannot celebrate another Bama championship
Really sad
Really sad
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:21 am to AggieDub14
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since they had stolen a credit card
Why was this part even necessary? Just say they couldn't afford it.
Right? I feel like the joke was supposed to go a different way and then was edited poorly.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:25 am to DBU
I'm digging up my A&M is LSU's daddy gif
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:25 am to DBU
This seems like one of those jokes that someone remembered the punch line and not the set up, so they just free styled and fell on their face.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:28 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Why do TEXAS A&M graduates hang their diplomas
from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:33 am to Nado Jenkins83
Zing! That was actually funny
That was actually funnyPosted on 1/12/17 at 10:36 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Bruh...
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:36 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Why did it have to be four LSU coeds?
Why not two?
Why not a homeless man standing at Northern Gates at Highland Road washing windows at the stoplight?
Why not two?
Why not a homeless man standing at Northern Gates at Highland Road washing windows at the stoplight?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:40 am to AggieDub14
It's not bad
There are soon many terrible collegiate jokes out there
There are soon many terrible collegiate jokes out there
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:57 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Did you hear about the federal grant aggy received for septic tanks? They were going to invade Austin but they couldn't figure out how to drive 'em.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:00 am to Ralph_Wiggum
Nah, not a good Aggie joke.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:03 am to texashorn
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Did you hear about the federal grant aggy received for septic tanks? They were going to invade Austin but they couldn't figure out how to drive 'em.
Bad as well but at least it was short
Posted on 1/12/17 at 11:20 am to texashorn
Always been one of my favorites
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