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Get in here and laugh at Mizwho

Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:44 pm
Football: team boycotted a game that caused their president to resign and caused their coach that was known for DUIs to retire. He was replaced by an alum that is known for losing.

2015: 5-7 (1-7)
2016: 4-8 (2-6)


Basketball: their previous coach bolted for Tulsa deciding that it was a better destination than Mizzery and was replaced by an alum that might not be able to compete on the high school level.

2014/15: 9-23 (3-15)
2015/16: 10-21 (3-15)
2016/17: 5-15 (0-8)

To top it all off, their fan base is so delusional that they think Frank Martin would make a lateral move and take on an even bigger rebuild job to fix their burning garbage fire of a program after he has gotten his current program rolling.

LINK



So take heart UT football fans, LSU basketball fans, Ole Miss fans and any other fans of SEC programs that have fallen on hard times. Missouri has firmly entrenched themselves as the doormat and laughingstock of the SEC for generations to come


Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21856 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:50 pm to
Damn Missouri fans really triggered us last night
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by NeathOrangeandBlue
Member since Oct 2014
1618 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

2015: 5-7 (1-7)
2016: 4-8 (2-6)


Mizzou has 9 wins in two years.
USCjr has 9 wins in two years.

I guess this year will be the rubber match of who's truly the SECe doormat
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111495 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:06 pm to
The rumor I posted came from somewhere deep in the bowels of Mizzou's AD. It's likely from Martin's agent. Remember that when you all renegotiate his contract after the season.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:09 pm to
South Carolina fans talking shite about football and basketball is hilarious.

Mizzou vs South Carolina in basketball





Mizzou vs South Carolina in football



/thread
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:14 pm to
Let's try to live in the current year
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Let's try to live in the current year


Or at least the current century.

But Mizzery fans can only take solace in the pst. Which is why they're constantly bringing it up
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:28 pm to
South Carolina doesn't have a past to live in.

South Carolina is having an average season by Mizzou standards prior to Kim Anderson.

Enjoy your little present right now. Frank Martin will be leaving South Carolina soon. It's just a stepping stone job for him. Kim Anderson's time is almost up and order will be restored. That's why you guys have to start all these pathetic troll threads about Mizzou and live it up now because you know it won't last much longer.
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:36 pm to

lulz

Why is it all of your posts reek of desperation hoping someone assumes your place as the perrenial SEC bottom feeder?

No need to fret. Your place is secure. And since it's inevitbale, why not relax and enjoy it?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm to
Got them all riled up. Well done.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6291 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

The rumor I posted came from somewhere deep in the bowels of Mizzou's AD. It's likely from Martin's agent. Remember that when you all renegotiate his contract after the season.


clearly the "bowels" feeding your rumor are full of shite - Frank got a new 6-year deal at Carolina April 2016.

...here's a few things MO folks need to come to terms with...

$4.8M buyout after 2016-17 season
$3.5M buyout after 2017-18 season
$1.5M buyout after 2018-19 season

Martin is top 4 in SEC coaches salaries at $2.45M/year with built-in increases on outside compensation each season through 2022. that doesn't include the multitude of incentives/bonuses within his contract.

...and then there's the biggest factor in Coach Martin's success and future at Carolina - his wife, Miss Anya - who has been unabashed in her outward expressions of how much she loves living in Columbia and being part of the University/Community. don't mess with Miss Anya's happiness 04/04/2016

"Being a Gamecock is all that matters" - Anya Martin



so y'all go ahead and kick your empty can on down the road, Misery Tiglets, while Frank and his Gamecocks continue to kick your can on the basketball court.
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 1:44 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:50 pm to
LULZ ... oh you mizzourites - y'all are some funny folk.

lol

Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111495 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Frank got a new 6-year deal at Carolina April 2016.


And?
It will be renegotiated.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6291 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

the808bass
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:56 pm to
Missouri and South Carolina fans shite talking which program is worse. This is honestly so fricking beautiful to watch.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 3:37 pm to
Damn. We forget to send you guys pics from SECCG so you'd know what it looks like, twice, and you've been pissy ever since.
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 1:12 pm to
You forgot baseball. Guess where they finished last year? You got it. Dead last. On a bright note, they are consistent.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 1:17 pm to
I choose to laugh at the cocks for being in a position to have to laugh at a disabled Missouri program. This one is for you slick....lol
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 1:23 pm to
It's basketball season. We can laugh at the entire SEC minus Kentucky

Plus, everyone laughs at Missouri
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