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Gay poem I just received. Iron Bowl related
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:05 pm
I am not the author.
'Twas the night after Auburn
and all through the land,
not a "Roll Tide" was uttered
by a Crimsom Tide fan.
They used to be boisterous,
they used to be loud,
they used to be boastful,
and cocky and proud.
But they lost all their swagger,
they lost all their swing.
For one little second
had changed everything.
The score it was even.
The clock had run dry.
When Nicholas Saban
then started to cry.
He demanded a second
be put on the clock.
The worse that could happen?
A miss or a block.
But fate it is fickle,
and greed has a price,
and what happened next
just wasn't too nice.
The previous kicks,
wide left and wide right.
So he put in a rookie,
'twas not very bright.
The kick was a boomer
of 56 yards,
but the extra yard needed
was not in the cards.
And back in the end zone
a lone Tiger stood.
He caught that ol' football,
he caught it real good.
He started to run,
he heard the cheers grow.
The Crimson Tide offense?
Too fat and too slow.
One hundred and nine
he ran for a score.
If needed he could have
run one hundred more
The crowd it erupted
while storming the field.
The Crimson Tide's season
was settled and sealed.
A cry of "War Eagle"
soon echoed the plain.
Nick Saban's expression
was one of pure pain.
And up in Ohio
they shouted "Go Bucks"
It gave hope to many
except Gators and Ducks.
And in Tuscaloosa
you could hear a pin drop.
And in Tallahassee
a tomahawk chop.
For the night after Auburn
the Tide does not roll.
The new boss in town
wears garnet and gold.
'Twas the night after Auburn
and all through the land,
not a "Roll Tide" was uttered
by a Crimsom Tide fan.
They used to be boisterous,
they used to be loud,
they used to be boastful,
and cocky and proud.
But they lost all their swagger,
they lost all their swing.
For one little second
had changed everything.
The score it was even.
The clock had run dry.
When Nicholas Saban
then started to cry.
He demanded a second
be put on the clock.
The worse that could happen?
A miss or a block.
But fate it is fickle,
and greed has a price,
and what happened next
just wasn't too nice.
The previous kicks,
wide left and wide right.
So he put in a rookie,
'twas not very bright.
The kick was a boomer
of 56 yards,
but the extra yard needed
was not in the cards.
And back in the end zone
a lone Tiger stood.
He caught that ol' football,
he caught it real good.
He started to run,
he heard the cheers grow.
The Crimson Tide offense?
Too fat and too slow.
One hundred and nine
he ran for a score.
If needed he could have
run one hundred more
The crowd it erupted
while storming the field.
The Crimson Tide's season
was settled and sealed.
A cry of "War Eagle"
soon echoed the plain.
Nick Saban's expression
was one of pure pain.
And up in Ohio
they shouted "Go Bucks"
It gave hope to many
except Gators and Ducks.
And in Tuscaloosa
you could hear a pin drop.
And in Tallahassee
a tomahawk chop.
For the night after Auburn
the Tide does not roll.
The new boss in town
wears garnet and gold.
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Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:05 pm to The Mick
homophobe
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:06 pm to The Mick
Who would waste their time, reading, let alone writing that.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:06 pm to BamaDoc14
agreed
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:06 pm to The Mick
1) Germas
2) Bama still runs CFB
3) However, Bama apparently does not do a good job of paying people off. Guess all the REC money is going to the ACCCG officials.
2) Bama still runs CFB
3) However, Bama apparently does not do a good job of paying people off. Guess all the REC money is going to the ACCCG officials.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:07 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
quote:Taking this year off I guess.
2) Bama still runs CFB
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:08 pm to The Mick
quote:Nah, just took one play off at the wrong time
Taking this year off I guess.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:08 pm to The Mick
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:08 pm to The Mick
The mere fact that you posted it gets you a bonus chance to win the latest men's hand bag.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:09 pm to stat19
quote:
latest men's hand bag.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:10 pm to The Mick
quote:
Taking this year off I guess.
The Christmas season had officially begun by the time the Iron Bowl was played.
Nick Saban is a giving man.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:11 pm to The Mick
Did not read.
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