Frick you Florida

In celebration of UGA's 7-0 start I will give the rant 7 reasons why Florida's shitty team deserves to lose this game, and will I might add.

1. Your coach fricked a shark.


I don't know why your fanbase hasn't ran this perv out of town yet. The guy started 2017 3-3 and had sexual relationships with a sea creature! He fricked a damn shark! Gaytur fans must be a sick bunch.

2. You are ThugU.


9 of your players commited grand theft, and may still return!?!? The NCAA needs to get the hell out of Oxford and come drop the hammer on yalls beastiality liking asses. Y'all are crooked as frick.

3. You're gay AF


Speaking of ThugU this dude fricking killed a guy and apparently likes taking it up the arse(he got used to it from UGA). Just last year yall had a guy shoot at his girlfriend also.

4. You wear jorts 24/7


Who in their right mind would think this looks good? Florida fans please explain this to me.

5. You drink cheap beer


Can you not at least afford bud light? Miller lite? COORS LIGHT?? Nah, ok, go get some natty then.

6. Mullets are yalls preferred hair style



y'all need to get with the times, mullets are out of style! It only adds to the white trash look.

7. Your best coaches are quitters


Yalls best coach, urban, faked a heart condition to run away from that shite hole in Gainesville
Meanwhile the ole ball bitch quit after we gave him a 52-20 beat down for his last game.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mac rolled over and quit after we drop the hammer on y'all this weekend, DAWGS: 45 Gaytors: 0