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re: Flip the script: What if Tennessee finishes last in the East?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Football is cyclical
Is that Tennessee's excuse for losing to Vandy, the Commodores are back?
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Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:24 pm to mizzoukills
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Then we cupped each other's balls in our hands and we started singing, "Our mental synchronization
can have but one explanation...You and I were just meant to beeee!!!"
sounds the most plausible of anything you've written.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:26 pm to mizzoukills
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Then we cupped each other's balls in our hands and we started singing, "Our mental synchronization
can have but one explanation...You and I were just meant to beeee!!!"
Tennessee fans didn't know how to react.
That was you?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:27 pm to piggilicious
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sounds the most plausible of anything you've written.
You should've seen the after party...
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills
yea I forgot we play those idiots at home this year, they might be lucky to finish 3rd in the east..
according to who, carefully polled colostomy bags?
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since Tennessee is projected to win the East,
according to who, carefully polled colostomy bags?
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:40 pm to therick711
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I feel like this is one of those situations where I have to ask you if you know what a "write off" is and you reveal yourself to be Kramer. In the meantime, don't be such a sensitive penis. The world already has a Darren Rovell. Just because UT is hot garbage doesn't mean you have to piss your pants about it.
Admittedly, I had to use Google to figure out what the frick you're talking about, and now that I have, I still have no idea where the frick you're going with this nonsense.
But at this point, I've completely lost interest in this conversation, so don't bother explaining it.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 12:47 pm to mizzoukills
What if the world ends?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 1:08 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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That was you?
That was us!
fify.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 6/29/15 at 1:10 pm to mizzoukills
Last? We fired two Hall of Fame Coaches for less.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Prof
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Last? We fired two Hall of Fame Coaches for less
Fine then...2nd to last.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 1:41 pm to mizzoukills
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Fine then...2nd to last.
Killz, it was before Zou's time but we fired, um 'retired,' a HoF Coach in 2008. He won us the natty and had won the SEC East in as recently 2007. All Phil ever did was beat the shite out of Bama and just win baby. (Flurrida had our number tho - then as now).
He was the then-winningest active coach in CFB and we fahrd/retired him.
He was born in the state of TN, a Tennessee alum, player alum (All-SEC Guard), won the SEC as a player, and universally loved by his players as well but going to the SEC title game, winning it when we were good enough and being in the national hunt perennially wasn't good enough so we fahrd/retahrd him cuz we needed a challenge.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 6/29/15 at 2:41 pm to Prof
why the hell did Tennessee fire him? What were they thinking?
Posted on 6/29/15 at 2:43 pm to mizzoukills
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why the hell did Tennessee fire him? What were they thinking?
It was Hamilton, and they weren't thinking.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 2:50 pm to mizzoukills
Losing to Wyoming in 2008 on Homecoming prolly sealed the deal for ol Phil
Posted on 6/29/15 at 2:53 pm to MR ORANGE
Yeah, you all shouldn't have fired a national championship caliber coach.
Hopefully other programs around the country look at the Tennessee mistake as a learning lesson.
Hopefully other programs around the country look at the Tennessee mistake as a learning lesson.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 3:08 pm to mizzoukills
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why the hell did Tennessee fire him? What were they thinking?
Hamilton + some donors wanted a hot young thang (boy did we get it TWICE in Kiff/Dool and it was a disaster). Hamilton hired two coaches whose only qualifications were that they were 1. sons of famous coaches 2. young 3. pretty boys. The fact that he hired two daddy's name coaches says it all. Fulmer simply needed to change his OC and spruce things up a bit but he was a traditionalist and after the failed Clawfense experiment where Fulmer went against his better judgment and hired outside his style those who wanted Phil gone pushed harder and won.
You have to understand that there was always a Johnny Majors faction and a Phil Fulmer faction. Majors claimed Fulmer (his then-OC) stabbed him in the back when he went into surgery/got ill. However, the truth most fans don't know about is that there was a player revolt. Players were threatening to boycott/not play the upcoming BAMA game if nothing was done. Johnny was at the height of his alcoholism and meaner than shite when drunk which was most of the time. All of this political nonsense over the years (our fans have always had long memories) and the desire for something new really did Fulmer in. People got bored with him. AND we were so spoiled we had no clue how spoiled we were.
As an aside... Johnny Majors is the original and Spurrier is the wannabe. Fo' Real. Johnny has also gotten a lot mellower and cooler (much like Spurrier).
Johnny:
Spurrier is such an imitation.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 6/29/15 at 3:11 pm to Prof
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Johnny:
Posted on 6/29/15 at 3:11 pm to Prof
You think Spurrier is funny on TV? Pshaw!
Posted on 6/29/15 at 3:17 pm to mizzoukills
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Yeah, you all shouldn't have fired a national championship caliber coach.
Hopefully other programs around the country look at the Tennessee mistake as a learning lesson.
Majors won a Natty too AT PITT! Still he came home because we needed him. So yeah, we fired two Natty winners. Like I said: spoiled.
TBH, it's hard to walk in the footsteps of Gen. Neyland. When Knute Rockne was considered the best coach in CFB, he shook his head and said no that Bob Neyland was the best coach.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 3:23 pm to mizzoukills
I'm not predicting anything about the SEC East this season. That's just asking for shite pie down the road.
Missouri could very easily finish last (5th) if there's more attrition. Losing Brantley sure didn't help things.
Missouri could very easily finish last (5th) if there's more attrition. Losing Brantley sure didn't help things.
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