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Five years ago next month....
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:06 pm
One of the greatest interviews of all time...
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Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry
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Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:08 pm to pankReb
how can someone force themselves to go twosies on command like that?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:09 pm to WG_Dawg
He would just stick his finger in his butt to start it...
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:10 pm to WG_Dawg
Sounds like me and coffee shits before work.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:11 pm to WG_Dawg
I am guessing it is just nervousness causing it.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:12 pm to WG_Dawg
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how can someone force themselves to go twosies on command like that?
Black coffee and a Marlboro every morning to induce labor
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:12 pm to pankReb
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I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry
I was OK until I got here. Then I lost it.
You're right OP. This interview is tGoat.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:13 pm to BigOrangeVols
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Sounds like me and coffee shits before work.
Was about to say, when you do something on a schedule shits come around like clockwork.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:14 pm to JustGetItRight
I just randomly remembered it as I was taking my post lunch dookie and just had to find it.
Would have rather posted it on the actual 5 year anniversary day but there's zero chance I would remember it.
Would have rather posted it on the actual 5 year anniversary day but there's zero chance I would remember it.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:15 pm to pankReb
Posted on 4/13/16 at 3:17 pm to pankReb
Doodoo and Katy Perry... I laughed
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