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Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:43 am
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:43 am
Dan Mullen
Gus Malzahn
Hugh Freeze
Kevin Sumlin
Bert Bieliema
Les Miles
Mark Richt
Derek Mason
Mark Stoops
Butch Jones
Jim McElwain
Steve Spurrier
Gary Pinkel
Nick Saban
Gus Malzahn
Hugh Freeze
Kevin Sumlin
Bert Bieliema
Les Miles
Mark Richt
Derek Mason
Mark Stoops
Butch Jones
Jim McElwain
Steve Spurrier
Gary Pinkel
Nick Saban
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Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:44 am to CCTider
Bigger is better
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:45 am to CCTider
The offseason thread to rule all offseason threads
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:45 am to CCTider
Could there be a more "Ole Miss" coach than Freeze?
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:46 am to CCTider
Dan Mullen just seent some bbq
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:49 am to hawgfaninc
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The offseason thread to rule all offseason threads
It's my celebration of the offseason almost being over, and an excuse to show off that perfect Saban pic.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:53 am to CCTider
Since I'm fair and balanced, I'll counter Saban's greatness, with this:
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:53 am to CCTider
Les Miles showing off his natty ring. 
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:54 am to wmr
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Could there be a more "Ole Miss" coach than Freeze?
Mississippi is the second fattest state in the nation behind Louisiana, so Bert would be fitting for OM IMO.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 12:55 am
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:00 am to SwayzeBalla
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Mississippi is the second fattest state in the nation behind Louisiana, so Bert would be fitting for OM IMO.
Bert got lucky, his was a professional photo. These are his second and third results...
I'd say he's the perfect coach for a team called the Hawgs.
Edit: If you actually search for Bert Bielema, this is what comes up:
Damn good job, rant.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 1:02 am
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:32 am to CCTider
Miles and Spurrier are looking old. Richt has hair in his picture or he'd probably look old, also.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:38 am to redeye
Saban looking like a mother fricking champion.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:47 am to GatorReb
Gus looks like he just smelled a really terrible fart.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:58 am to CCTider
Mullen is just a funny looking dude.
Malzahn I fear is grossly overrated. We'll know this year. In this picture he looks like he knows it, is enjoying the money, but is considering what kids in 2117 will think of him.
Freeze is a pretty boy with a cool arse name. Hugh Freeze. He's probably gay.
I hope Coach Sumlin has THAT look on his face for the majority of his next 30 years.
Bieliema looks like a grossly obese, but respectable, medical doctor who's practiced for his pamphlet photograph for weeks.
Les. Big hat; scant cattle.
Richt is fiddin' to jack off over getting a first down.
Derek Mason needs to resign from coaching and do Chevrolet commercials.
Mark Stoops' mother loved him the most, but look what it's got him.
Butch Jones. Jesus. ONLY 18 year-olds could love him.
Jim McElwain. Florida's going to break off and sink before California. Let's all hope he's there when it happens.
The Head Ball Coach! Biggest image on the internet! Oldest man on the internet! Thank God for visine.
Pinkel. The really biggest image on the internet. He looks cool as shite and we all hate it. They SHOULD be FCS by now, no?
Satan holding the diamond butt plug. No mortal man can resist it.
Malzahn I fear is grossly overrated. We'll know this year. In this picture he looks like he knows it, is enjoying the money, but is considering what kids in 2117 will think of him.
Freeze is a pretty boy with a cool arse name. Hugh Freeze. He's probably gay.
I hope Coach Sumlin has THAT look on his face for the majority of his next 30 years.
Bieliema looks like a grossly obese, but respectable, medical doctor who's practiced for his pamphlet photograph for weeks.
Les. Big hat; scant cattle.
Richt is fiddin' to jack off over getting a first down.
Derek Mason needs to resign from coaching and do Chevrolet commercials.
Mark Stoops' mother loved him the most, but look what it's got him.
Butch Jones. Jesus. ONLY 18 year-olds could love him.
Jim McElwain. Florida's going to break off and sink before California. Let's all hope he's there when it happens.
The Head Ball Coach! Biggest image on the internet! Oldest man on the internet! Thank God for visine.
Pinkel. The really biggest image on the internet. He looks cool as shite and we all hate it. They SHOULD be FCS by now, no?
Satan holding the diamond butt plug. No mortal man can resist it.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:03 am to CCTider
Bielema is the only one who prepared for photo day.
Get your shite together, slackers.
Get your shite together, slackers.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:16 am to CCTider
Les with a title ring and Saban with the crystal trophy. Coaches #1a and #1b in the SEC pecking order.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:29 am to CCTider
Gary Pinkle also coaches Blue Mountain State
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:51 am to Miganey
tRant has ruined Mullen as when I see him I automatically go to "Shitter's full!!"
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:56 am to wmr
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Could there be a more "Ole Miss" coach than Freeze?
That white bucktoothed bastard is how I imagine all Ole Miss fans
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:12 am to CCTider
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